Universal Fiend

i dont think we should be revealing personal information online anymore

[daniel limousin @LimousinDaniel]

je viens. De me renseigner sur la sinistre fraterie Dalton qui a mit à sac l ouest américain.. des année durant.. ce sont des portraits inquiétants : il y a le colérique Joe… le rudement malin Jack … le vicieux William… et enfin… Averell… le goinfre..

[Fox Kaldir @catkaldir]

is she flirting with me

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

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[Universal Fiend @slopbitch]

Ive known this dude for 8+ years and he just told me one of his favorite meals is rice and cheese. Any type of cheese

[Type IV @symmetricdomain]

When I was in grade school my class made us write letters to a soldier in the Iraq war but all my letter said was "Dear Mr Soldier, I don't do anything at all for fun. I just sit there and stare at the wall all day." And they were so mad they had an assembly about it.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Guy on /r/Hermeticism says his father received the answer to an indoor plumbing problem directly from God in 1998.

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

You can finally dial in the perfect blend of Nicotine and Meth you need to make it through the day

[squines @squinesstandard]

Four of my favorite tweets

[𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐣𝐚𝐁𝐨𝐲 🇸🇪 @OrientalsWisdom]

@DarkDementus Will never beat this though

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

being stuck on your computer and not leaving your room lain-style had this cool factor you could latch onto cause it was subcultural but now that this is the default for a lot of people such that it's not cool or subversive anymore it made something already miserable more so

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Sexting in England be like, “I’m feeling so bloody naughty like a right slut.”

[milk @catjammmer]

my girlfriend is being a PSYCHO and won’t let me wear my “how to make meth” hoodie to the store

[Universal Fiend @slopbitch]

@jimikologist I had the exact same experience. All these animes i have no recollection of ever watching. I feel like i have holes in my brain

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I like how they take a break to explore each others bodies. It’s like a nikocado avocado video with his bf

[Universal Fiend @slopbitch]

@chribdotnet But im always connected to water

[chrißy 🎃 @chribdotnet]

and it’s so mean because it’s actually true - without the sink the water would be everywhere. it’s an effective container and i hope the OP has since developed a kindness and fondness towards their inner dialogue. lean not on your own human understanding sometimes.

[madljny @madljny]

Ptdr ça arrive qu’à moi

[Keronica @keronicatronica]

Do You Believe In The State Of Israel Bitch The Only State I Believe In Is The PROstate 🤣100💯

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

I had to quit studying French after one semester. It's a beautiful language but their sayings and phrases are idiotic. "My uncle has a red car" "The mouse is faster than the large cat" who gives a shit