Melissa

Lover of life. Believer of fate. Amateur photographer. Traveler, wanderer, and a little bit nomadic. Chocolate addict. Halloween fanatic. Mildly possessed. ♉

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I understand why seagulls risk their lives for french fries.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

In Scotland, even the shadows are tartan.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I hear lawnmowers!

Forget “meteorological” and “astronomical” - lawnmowers are the first real sign of spring.

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s bright, sunny and quite warm, but raining a bit on and off, and quite cold when the sun goes in. I wish I had a “bright, sunny and quite warm, but raining a bit on and off, and quite cold when the sun goes in” coat… but I don’t.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It does not feel like it’s Christmas Day in ten days.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Looking forward to not opening my front door under any circumstances later.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There’s still no kettle emoji. Absolutely outrageous. An appliance that keeps the whole of Britain going, despite it all, and Apple can’t even recognise it. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.

[Melissa @slothrocket]

9 forgotten life lessons from the 1960s and 1970s that shaped stronger generations https://t.co/I93vyEFVrj

[Melissa @slothrocket]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/hdyCu2LVcG

[Melissa @slothrocket]

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[Melissa @slothrocket]

After watching two seasons of #Yellowstone, I've realized the following: 1) Beth is a hot box full of crazy. 2) I'm newly obsessed with taking a trip West. 3) At some point in my life, I would like to use a flamethrower.

[Melissa @slothrocket]

When you realize that Iceman's wife in #Maverick is that surly, angry teenager Tia from Uncle Buck... and you feel 112 years old.

[Melissa @slothrocket]

The new Wednesday series on @netflix is a slam dunk. Going back to watch all Addams Family related content in 3, 2, 1....

[Melissa @slothrocket]

Good customer service just really doesn't seem to be a thing anymore. I'm looking at you @HomeDepot, Im looking at you.

[Melissa @slothrocket]

Love this! https://t.co/KQKWGQE6Ne

[Melissa @slothrocket]

I don't know what that piece of farm equipment is called that just passed me on the highway, but I'm pretty sure my MINI could have driven right underneath it! #smallcarlife

[Melissa @slothrocket]

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[Melissa @slothrocket]

So @dunkindonuts help me out here. The cold foam on the much anticipated, highly coveted Pumpkin Cream cold brew is.... (gasp)... from a can? Like pumpkin flavored whipped cream? 🤔