In bed with this new guy I was seeing and out of nowhere I hear a squawk - he had a caged parrot under a towel in the corner of his room and we woke it up. The only thing worse was him telling me I could feed it after we were done "humping".
There's a crow who I fed some left over chicken legs to. Crow ate them on the roof & oddly dropped the bones down my arsehole neighbours open chimney pot. I now feed him daily & crow repeats this every time. There must be about 20kg of chicken bones piled up in his chimney by now
@Ghostofcynthia If this is during COVID they why aren't they all wearing full PPE? The answer is because it wasn't. Educate yourself please. Also know how awful it was during this time, people dying every few minutes and hospital being attacked for the job they do. They danced, and saved lives
I bought my wife a mug with "Love you loads" printed on it. It's her favourite mug but if she's pissed me off I'll use any other mug for her coffee, even if it's the only clean one