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replace fear of the unknown with curiorsity.

[🌶 @sltoke]

@burrrrley #menareirrelevant

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[🌶 @sltoke]

Are we still all mentally unstable on here?

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

The feminine urge to take a 3 hour nap every single day

[🌶 @sltoke]

These aren’t normal?

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

My friend Adam has never texted me for a normal reason.

[adam @brokeangeI]

in the mood to terrorize men

[blair wadsworth @joshieyamaguchi]

Bad bitches Google the menu before going to the restaurant❤️

[🌶 @sltoke]

We do look the same from the back 🤔

[rolyat @peachhh_t]

Dude just came up to me and told me he knows me and that we are Facebook friends then proceeded to call me Samantha..

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I have 99 problems and they're all different variations of the same password.

[🌶 @sltoke]

Bezos goes to space ONE time

[🌶 @sltoke]

Still plausible

[Hoops @jraestear]

Honestly one of the main reason I had a baby, was so people would finally believe Samantha and I weren’t dating.

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

Hell naw now who fucked the Statue of Liberty 🤨

[🌶 @sltoke]

@OliviaRodrigoHQ hey, sorry about that snap..I didn’t meant it

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I wish they did tattoos as 7-11

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m just a rag doll torn between “nothing matters” and “EVERYTHING MATTERS A LOT”