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I can embroider so fast when I’m drunk and I am not lying why would I lie about that

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@kueenvy The books were actually crazy and I loved them

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@kueenvy I WAS SAYING THIS THE OTHER DAY?!

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@kueenvy Everyone’s following the moon this month

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@kueenvy Yes but delirious because tomorrow we’re gonna have so much fun!

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If the movies gonna be 3 and a half hours at least put an intermission in there

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@jjjoro_ Yes actually

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#RealestPersonOnEarth

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Today I thought man I love cigarettes so now I will be quitting smoking until I’m drunk next

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Hot girls have greasy camera lenses

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All politicians born before 1965 should be killed and replaced.

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@paigesayles Why are is security so mad at me I didn’t do anything? It’s 7am? Why would you wear every item of metal on today of all days?

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@jjjoro_ Have you looked at https://t.co/VMLz03tvrX because life is coocoo

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With the full moon approaching customers will continue to piss me off in new ways

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I love bringing up some pop culture reference to something I barely know anything about and then someone else who really loves it just keeps going and I get to sit back and laugh and enjoy the rest of the conversation

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My tummy hurts so tonight I will be treating myself to making it worse by having pizza

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How can you tell me my TikTok fyp is trash when I am seeing princess and the frog fan edits???

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Don’t worry the prophecy has been fulfilled

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Thinking about hot dogs again

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Thinking about hot dogs again

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Oh I could go for a hot dog