Simon Pearson

Views are my own and do not reflect the views of idiots, unless by coincidence.

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@mattforde @shiner_sam Completely underrated tune

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@mattforde Have you been on the extra sugar ribena or some percy pigs?

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@TheFootballFeed Gerrard, the only 1 club man to have played for 2 clubs

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@mattforde It's ok you can usually open the window a couple of inches.

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@mattforde But the real question is, how does this "stop the boats"?

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@FabrizioRomano Vishnu jr

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@SkySportsPL Seems odd for the official account to be laughing at this

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@mattforde If you look at anytime anyone has directed even a shred of blame his way, he gets defensive and sarcastic. He's never made a bad decision or got it wrong tactically. Always someone else's fault. Never once said, "in hindsight I'd do x differently"

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@MirrorFootball @felixkeith "Today I feel I am Greta Thungberg"

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@TheFootballFeed He can afford to buy his own bog roll

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@SpursOfficial @BetMGMUK Hardest job in the world being spurs admin. This doesn't help, we haven't been "at it" all season

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@Ramon_Vega71 Unless De Zerbi has said he only wants committed players around, there is also that possibility

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@Ramon_Vega71 What can they do? Strip him of the captaincy and fine him. He's clearly off in the summer and doesnt give a shit. Still, can't belive they've "allowed it" if they have

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@thetimes Was it Marvin Gaye?

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@JohnCleese Some right wing knob trying to start a race war

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@change4spurs He worked hard, held the ball up well and lead the press. He didnt get any real service, again. It was a solid performance. Couple of occasions where a simple ball to him creates great chances, if he scores, the same people slating him would have been praising him.

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@Mastrigt_ @thfcdoomster Don Goodman spoke a few timest in the first half about "a duty of care" whenever a spurs player (mostly romero) did anything. Brobbey shoves Romero into Kinsky. Blamed Romero.

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@TheFootyFeed World cup willy

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@jimmycarr Waited all the time for that to end "and pay your taxes" but it was just very sweet. Nice one Jim

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@Ramon_Vega71 The guys running the show now are either clueless or deliberately tanking the team