Sam

Unapologetically difficult. Intellectually untouchable. Emotionally unavailable.

[Sam @slysam_]

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[Sam @slysam_]

You trust, they make you regret it

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

Sunday is Sundaying ✨🤍

[Meena @o_07am]

I could eat spicy ramen everyday😋🍜

[Meena @o_07am]

Is it International duck day or something? 😭 why is everyone on my timeline cooking & eating ducks today 💀🦆

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

two principles for a happy life:

1. use things, not people.
2. love people, not things.

good morning beautiful people 🤍 have a great sunday 🫶🏽 ✨

[Meena @o_07am]

Good morning ☀️😭 every morning I show up here with motivational speeches, & by night I’m the one getting demotivated 💀 but don’t get it twisted, I’m stubborn as hell. I may get tired, but I’m not giving up.

[Meena @o_07am]

Is anyone still awake? if yes, say goodnight to me before I fall asleep cuz once I’m gone, I’m not replying to anyone 😭💀

[Meena @o_07am]

one sided love really does hurt 😭 I’m out here loving the X algorithm & it can’t even see it. how is something this cold even real 💀

[Meena @o_07am]

I have zero patience yet here I'm patiently waiting for one tweet to hit so I can finally get monetized meanwhile the algorithm has all the patience in the world & absolutely no plans to hurry 😭💀

[Meena @o_07am]

every morning I’m out here motivating people like I wasn’t literally born to demotivate I’m fighting my own character arc just to get one decent hit tweet, but the algorithm is acting like a toxic gf who refuses to cooperate 😭 💀

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

early night for me folks, see you all tomorrow ✨🤍

[Meena @o_07am]

Thank God the people close to me irl have no idea abt my twitter account 😭 cuz if they ever found this side of me, whatever lil aura I have left in real life would be GONE 💀😭

[Meena @o_07am]

I’m not really hungry & don’t feel like eating anything, so I haven’t eaten either 😭 what did you guys have?

[Meena @o_07am]

I swear there’s no dignity left on twitter 😭 just talking to ourselves, then someone randomly drops a reply & we get happier than a beggar getting a few coins in their bowl 💀😭

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

vimto is so underrated 😭

btw what’s your favorite drink?

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

no fvckn way 🙄🙄

[Meena @o_07am]

Peanut butter people, I’m sorry but y’all are built nasty 😭💀

[Meena @o_07am]

One coffee away from fixing absolutely nothing 💀☕️

[Sanam ✨ @yosoysimurgh]

please quote this post with your most controversial food opinion, i love controversial food opinions

i’ll go first: people hate pineapple on pizza because of peer pressure