Alison

Wife. Dog & cat mum. Baker. Netflix binger. Emoji overuser. Occasional gamer. Content marketer. All views are mine!

[Adam Farrer @AdamJFarrer]

The label for M&S mustard was 100% written by a dog that forgot to play it cool half way through.

[Alison @small_ison]

@archiewhincup @linzi_jw

[Alison @small_ison]

@virginmedia No, it says "there's nothing to see here"

[Alison @small_ison]

Have requested a deadlock letter from @virginmedia TWICE (first time on 21 March) and still no sign. Feel like they REALLY don't want me speaking to their @OmbudServices friends...

[Alison @small_ison]

@virginmedia Yes, last spoke to someone on 22 May who said that they were reissuing it and it would be with me "in the next few days".

[Alison @small_ison]

@Linzi_JW I once read that you should do boring facts, instead of fun facts 😂

[Alison @small_ison]

@AvivaUK I want to cancel an 'emergency' plumber you booked for me on Saturday. Didn't fancy waiting 5 days before having heating/hot water so arranged my own. Can you help?

[Alison @small_ison]

My husband 🥶

[lois @loismillss]

-4 temperatures out and i guarantee there’ll be a man, somewhere, still wearing shorts

[Alison @small_ison]

@NetflixUK @Linzi_JW

[Alison @small_ison]

@scottishgas @BritishGas This is AFTER I spotted it in the app (before payment day) and called to manually amend. Didn't matter, they took the extra money anyway. Smh

[Alison @small_ison]

Did @scottishgas/@BritishGas take an extra £100 direct debit from anyone else this month without telling them, or just me?

[Alison @small_ison]

@TheO2 @blink182 Why only for Manchester, Birmingham and London though?

[Anna Laura (not Anna) @annalaurahhh]

Are you even a millennial if your phone isn’t permanently on do not disturb?

[Alison @small_ison]

@Linzi_JW Looking at you @marksandspencer 👀

[Alison @small_ison]

@Linzi_JW I thought of you the second I heard 😂

[Alison @small_ison]

@Linzi_JW That's ridiculous! We're less than that (although not by much 😢) for our house!!

[Alison @small_ison]

@SmmcSue @virginmedia @skytv Same! Tried to charge me 30% more FOR THE SAME THING. My current bill is already 30% more than new customer cost. So I get the pleasure of paying 60% more than a new customer, once more for the people at the back, FOR THE SAME THING. How is this legal?!

[Alison @small_ison]

@reececargan And a banana 🍌

[Alison @small_ison]

@TechnicallyRon @Linzi_JW

[Alison @small_ison]

@virginmedia If you really were committed to supporting your customers you'd value their loyalty. Not just slap on a 30% increase every time their contract ends or force them over to @skytv

[Alison @small_ison]

It's @virginmedia renewal time and once again they're trying to charge me +30% for the same package simply because I've got the pleasure of being an existing customer. It surely can't be long until this is no longer allowed and all customers are treated equally?

[Alison @small_ison]

@virginmedia I've already spoken to one of your advisors. £85 for a new customer vs. £136 for an existing customer (that's a 60% increase, and 30% more than my current bill) for THE EXACT SAME THING is a complete joke.