Guy of minimal importance

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Ken protector of the secrets of castle Grayskulll @2000Nostalgia95]

@CultistArchive I loved Zack Snyder’s Justice league but it is definitely not as good as sex

[Sheri @shaharyar___]

Elon Musk could have ended world hunger and poverty, and he decided to fuck up Twitter for $44 billion instead.

#Twittershutdown

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

So in light of the site very likely exploding soon I'd just like to thank the 17 people who were willing to follow my disparate, incoherent ramblings these last few years.

[Saberspark @Saberspark]

"maybe Elon might actually fix Twitter"

3 weeks later:

[Civvie11 @Civvie11]

Twitter is going out like a rock star. Like Elvis.

[William D'Angelo @TrunksWD]

@tomwarren Am I the only one who can't see the difference with RT on or off?

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@anythingbott Fewer than you'd expect; given how he was already able to annoy his way out of damnation once.

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@PLPTanner Well simple; you give it a 5 because there's a 5 in its name. SMH

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@fizzydeer_ @CursedAds To this day fake cigarettes are sold as a tool to help quit because a big part of the addiction comes from the instinctive muscle memory and oral fixation the habit develops.

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

I should clarify the "CINEMA" Tier name is a joke.

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

Please enjoy my discourse-generating MCU Tierlist.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

men with zero social media presence are the hottest.

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@ryukin631 @MarioBrothBlog Same

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@CursedAni This looks like something a single guy made with blender in his free time in 2012.

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@RameenRealNoWay @CursedAni Sounds pretty in character to me

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@sacrediconpod Do the paddles from Pong count as characters?

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

@VanillaSoupSG @sacrediconpod I forgot there was a Star Fox Zelda Clone with a living statue that sounded like Shrek

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about. #TheRingsOfPower #SDCC

[Guy of minimal importance @smarsby]

Amazon really read about Sauron's Elf Disguise and thought the best way to bring that to life would be to make him an edgy 14 year old with zero self awareness.