Paranoid Android

We made a big mistake when we evolved into multicellular organisms. I blame all societal woes on our ability to speak and opposable thumbs.

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(Not-so) Hot take: Dating apps should allow you to send a middle finger emoji instead of just swiping left, for the people who are especially terrible that they just need to know.
@hinge @Tinder @bumble Please see above

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@godlywomanhood @LeeKurtiss Moving the goal posts eh

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@theladykatie What if my fetus is a Hamas terrorist ?

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@YoureAllZombies @BalkanHommie “Crying about us blowing them up” I really have no words for this phrase you just used. Just wow! How about stop boo-booing about some hostages if your eyes as dry as the sahara for the thousands of Palestinians killed, most of whom are children.

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@PissySunak @Mims_Nonye @its_daqueen Not weird at all. Wrap it up if you want your seed to always be in your control

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@OnPurposeToday Yeah and our mothers CHOSE to gestate us. I would never force my mother to birth me, what am I a monster ?

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@wanscoodooby @DoomScroling Yes. If it’s using your body you can deny access. It’s free to live outside your body

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@bobda @DonnaMarie315 @AbortionChat And your opinion that a rape pregnancy and birth is healing is also not universal

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@bobda @AbortionChat Cool, so let the victim decide if they want to “celebrate the beauty of human birth” if they themselves decide it would be healing

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@smashbaals No one has a right to be born. Not you, not me, no one.

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@ProLife_Gigi @secularprolife Because he is a man

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@Matt37453674555 @sheologian We will take the cats

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@TehManager @TravisW63501 @smashbaals And YOU were fooled by a book of fictional tales

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@FlatTrads Like it or not, it IS a lifestyle choice and the state does not own my uterus. If you want more people in this country, make it more appealing to immigrants.

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@MAGABarbie317 @OliveOwl6 @MariteRodz @AbortionChat Sorry 911 is not fishing in your toilet for fetal remains.

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@llambchop916 @darkcobrabws @AbortionChat I promise you that unless you are miscarrying in a hospital, all miscarriages are disposed of In the toilet

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@rocketlaflare @mintherford @OO0O00OO1 @misandresther @deezderpydelli @lovesickdoe While you face “misandry” we face male violence. I think one is worse than the other.

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@OO0O00OO1 @rocketlaflare @mintherford @misandresther @deezderpydelli @lovesickdoe Sure, I do that. But I don’t complain about racism against white people or misandry so…

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@OO0O00OO1 @rocketlaflare @mintherford @misandresther @deezderpydelli @lovesickdoe I don’t believe that but ok. Good for you if true

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@DrEliDavid Sounds like you’re celebrating leveling an entire city and killing over 20,000 people