Ashley Webster

If it doesn’t affect your life don’t let it affect your day. Remember scrolling by is an option.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@Matt_Pinner Shin skinner.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

I occasionally think I want to debate on the internet so I make some cleaver comment… but then they respond and my brain instantly says this has to be some form of intellectual abuse if I respond again.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

I’d like to thank my @ouraring for noticing when I’m stressed and not adding to it. Unfortunately people don’t posses the same ability.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@Wendys doesn’t carry Pennies anymore so I get shortened 3 cents?

Seems like a lack of preparation led to a fire response that now is making you a ton of extra cash.

Any who, I’ll make time to stop by the local cafe next time.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Dear @Walmart if you’re going to lock everything up maybe add a call button on the cases because finding an employee is ridiculous.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Feeling the Playoff 💙 at home!

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

I hate when I toss laundry on my bed so it will motivate me to fold it, but I get distracted with other things then have to sleep under it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🫶🏼

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Happiness isn’t the absence of sadness. It’s a different focal point.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@TrevorReiste @indiareiste You mean, can you find it because you have husband eyes? Or because you didn’t look where it belongs? 😂

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Flying and don’t have headphones? Sounds like your phone shouldn’t be playing sounds then.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Smile. Not for them, for you.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@Dutton_SM Thats my friend!

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

So accustomed to everyone calling each others hotels rooms for pranks, just answered the phone “ @McDonalds how can I help you?”… it was the front desk.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

You can’t be the best if you only deal with perfect situations.

Difficulties teach while the good informs.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@Fabled_Abel It’s like they don’t want you to actually wash your hands. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ here is a spurt of water and usually no soap at all.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

I often wonder if the people designing the sensors for automatic faucets and soap dispensers have ever tried to actually use them.

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

@TrevorReiste 🤷🏼‍♀️🫢

[Ashley Webster @smashwebster]

Ope… I wonder who raised that crazy heifer 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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