Lana Diesel

Chick.

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@lulu_solomo Dunno who she is or her history but yeah those are clearly fake is this even a debate?

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@90sumbaby @MediumSizeMeech I don't know who you're talking to but it ain't me. You yourself said she seems off. Maybe go find a more philanthropic part of Twitter if people commenting that Anna Faris looks a lil drunk is so devastating to your sensibilities.

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@sarahlol1863603 I mean maybe but I also don't think punching a smaller, older woman out on camera is going to accomplish anything positive for him.

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@ladielabrys2 Suicide.

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@LexG_III So tired of this "overlapping pop culture references" username convention.

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@nasty_nate19 @daltonleepruitt Very optimistic of you to think that there's going to be an "adult Rizzler."

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@90sumbaby @MediumSizeMeech Celebrity gossip has been a thing for as long as there have been celebrities, and trying to shame people out of gossiping about celebrities has been a thing for almost as long. You're not going to be the one who breaks through. If you're too good for it, feel free to not partake.

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@rickwolf254 @MediumSizeMeech It takes two to get a divorce but I think the speed and degree to which Chris Pratt moved on and rebranded as Stalwart Christian Family Man kind of irritated people. It seemed to happen right as his career was taking off, too.

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@MediumSizeMeech She seems like she might be a lil drunk.

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@AGoldmund That kid is never gonna see a dime.

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@psykomantiz @CoachOnTweeter @muslimlebron Maybe, either way it’s clear the two aren’t friends.

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@LegoKoon @FamilyGuyCompis @CoachOnTweeter @muslimlebron You’re speaking on this with an adult’s mind. For kids, it’s absolutely weird to hang out with “little kids” in lower grades unless there’s a family connection. 2 years for a kid is like 20 years for an adult.

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@LegoKoon @FamilyGuyCompis @CoachOnTweeter @muslimlebron Would you have hung out with them were it not for your brother?

I’m sorry but it’s painfully clear that this sick, exploited kid does not have friends.

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@FamilyGuyCompis @CoachOnTweeter @muslimlebron According to the internet, this very unwell child is 10. I wasn't hanging out with seventh graders when I was in fifth grade.

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@CoachOnTweeter @muslimlebron Seems like if he's remembering last year that must mean it was the last time they meaningfully interacted. Either way, these adult men are clearly not actually this child's friends.

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@muslimlebron This kid is not going to have a happy life.

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@_AnonHater_ @HousewivesHub Right? 600 calories a day is not a “diet,” it’s anorexia.

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@astromarko I remember liking it then rewatched it recently and found the quippy dialogue to very annoying.

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@SquageMcGee @pauldatx @signulll I mean they were primarily located in malls. I can tell you are a straight man so maybe hold off on opining here. We all understand you have a penis.

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@ShitlibSupreme Everyone suddenly acting aghast at this moment like you had ever noticed or thought about it more than 12 hours ago when that post started getting heat on Twitter.

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@ShitlibSupreme Okay but it’s a movie it’s not real.