Scott Mitchel May

Breakneck — novel (Anxiety Press April 2023) All Burn Down — novelette (Emerge Press October 2023) Awful People — novel (Death of Print Books winter 2024)

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My novel Awful People officially launches today from @MalarkeyBooks /DOP! Buy it!

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Always loved talking with @PodHealing! Such a natural flow and conversation.

[Textual Healing with Mallory Smart @PodHealing]

Episodes that feel like the whole street fell asleep except for you:

🖤Bud Smith: Bleakly Comedic Suspension of Disbelief (S1E45)
🖤Matthew Binder: Leaping Into The Cosmos (S2E19)
🖤Scott Mitchel May: Going Full Tilt (S2E18)

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The New Glarus Brewing Company brought home gold, silver and bronze medals from the 2025 World Beer Cup. https://t.co/fYVU0ssQiZ

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millennials are about to be posting shit like "baby's first colonoscopy"

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Yes it’s sad but also David Lynch has got to go down as one of the all time greatest smokers in history. Dude had like a 68 year run

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@dt_robbins Don’t worry, me too, but it’s only because writing is dumb and people are stupid and writing for people sucks but I’m sure it will pass, or not , it’s whatever

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@TBQuarterly I kinda wonder what my life would be like if I was told I was a good at literally anything else. But all my other teachers were like “nah…” though they did make a pitch for auto shop since reading isn’t a job

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Is the Lego Star Wars holiday special canon?

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People like to look down on the comedy podcast thing but can we all just agree it’s objectively sick to get rich just chillin and talking nonsense

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Vote malarkey!

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Stuck in traffic in God‘s country

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Here’s a review if that helps https://t.co/OXIE67N9Q4

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Perfect time to buy Awful People!

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Start referring to that one relative who treats you like a kid despite being in your 40s as elderly when they are in earshot

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Malarkey puts out fire but above that Alan is the most supportive small press operator out there. He picked me up when I was down, found me an editor, put hours into my novel, and saved my book. He did it because he thought it was the right thing to do. Support this press

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@PatioBack I can’t tell you why but taking a crap is somehow worse than taking a shit

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Trying to figure out which post-human platform to ride out the coming dipshitery on when you should…

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The AI Spotify DJ just said, “Up Next is King Cunt-a by kendrick Lamar” and I can’t stop laughing cause I’m five

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There’s a point in bill burr’s monologue where his Shaq impression turns into a Shaq doing Headberg impression and it’s pretty fucking slick

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My new theory on presidential elections is if a democratic candidate comes out big in the last week for legalization of weed they have internal polling that they’re down bad

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Some men know not the comfort of knowing how they will die. As for me, I’ve set up my own hellbomb