Philip Smith

MC & Comedian. Specialising in corporate and sports dinners. Please get in touch for more info and bookings

[Philip Smith @smitherscomedy]

@O2 Could you guys do that deal?

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@MrAidanGoatley This was their favourite character. They have a few lying around to use as action figures!

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@ThreeUKSupport Better deal than what you offered! @O2 it looks good!

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@ThreeUKSupport So new customers get better deals and I don’t get listened to. I’m not asking for a lot

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@ThreeUKSupport Told you value my custom of over 6 years but can’t offer me close to what a new customer can get

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@ThreeUKSupport Haven’t got on well at all! Advisor didn’t listen to my needs or what I wanted and kept giving me scare stories of leaving you! Not happy

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@rianjohnson I’ve seen TLJ 3 times now and I have to saw I love the film you made. Ignore the haters & be proud of what you created. #MAYTHEFORCEBEWITHYOU

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@Billy_Bert @Im_Cheaper_ @Morrisons It’s called the “free From bread” section! Therefore there is no bread in it!

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@motaboy1979 @Im_Cheaper_ @Morrisons If Morrison’s is to expensive, use a different garage!

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@OldSwanHotel @Shamian001 I’m looking forward to hosting it!

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@ThreeUK @EE @O2 Better for new than existing 😢

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@O2 Hi! I used to be with you and did like your service until you couldn’t match @ThreeUKSupport. I’m after an iPhone 8plus with around 10gb a month of data

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@EE Ouch! There not cheap!

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@ThreeUKSupport @EE I looked on my3 and my loyal custom seems to have gone unrewarded

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@EE You responded quicker that @ThreeUK Michael! Looking for a good deal on an iPhone 8 plus. A new three customer can get it cheaper than I’m paying for a 6s! Can you believe it😉

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@ThreeUK why are your deals better for new customers not loyal existing ones?! Looks like I will have to leave and go to @EE or @O2 😢

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@ThreeUKSupport why are the deals for new customers better than those for loyal existing customers? Looks like I will need to leave you 😢

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@mayor_anderson @premierleague @FA Surely more important things you should be doing? Out of contract & crocked! £15m is better than nowt in the summer surely? £35m on DEADLINE day when Spurs were also interested. Of course his value dropped.

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@LEGO_Group thanks for the “exclusive” chance to buy sets that have been in most toy shops for two weeks!

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@hwallop My pleasure, really enjoyed the show as a whole. Would defo have watched it even if I wasn’t in it! Look forward to seeing more