Cynthia Harris

Its tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but its even tougher when you have to pretend that you dont mind.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

I hate smart ass teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

[Christine Bonet @basarab_taira]

Facebook Is Like The Hood News. You Find Out Who Die, Who Was Fighting, Who Together, Who Broke Up, Who Fucking Who, Who Pregnant

[Regina Soule @lakrua1976]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Karen Kennedy @VeraChunakova]

Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas .. STOP .. Now Make Them Muthafuckin Prices Drop!

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

Boy: bitch! Girl: Ha, i've been called worse. Boy: Like? Girl: Your girlfriend.

[Sondra Nichols @marmyadetkovsk1]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Janelle McDermott @fvaskovskaya]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Orpha Morris @74Agapit]

Sorry for punching you in the face, but you should've told me that was an oatmeal raisin cookie and not chocolate chip before I bit into it.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

This is a "A" & "B" conversation. . . So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G"

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

When a bird craps on my car, I like to sit outside and eat a plate of scrambled eggs, just so all the other birds know what I'm capable of.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if he's busy, he'll find a way to make time for her.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

Am I on twitter? Hell yeah! Did I text back? Fuck no! Did I see your subtweet? Surely did. Do I give a fuck? Fuck no!

[Winifred Sorensen @ErnestMiglovets]

That awkward moment when you're trying to explain how a song goes but you really don't want to sing it