BiliBili Baggins

The Twitter's shadow banned my main, cause it thought I was a bot, so now I'm on here

Either way, I'm still a trash panda, and I'm an immortal raccoon

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

In high school, one day we learned that Caesar's son was called Caesarion, meaning "little Caesar." I immediately started looking around at my friends, mouth agape. I was met with cold, emotionless faces - conveying a vibe of "That's not funny & you're stupid if you think it is."

[Fat Pikachu Era @HamRises]

Her horse passed away last year, and someone at the barn asked if they could borrow the old saddle to train a new horse. She said go for it... then found the saddle for sale on Facebook marketplace. She had her neighbor use her account to arrange a meet-up to "buy" it. 😭😂

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

This is barely a blip in today's world but if this had happened in the mid 2000s it would lead to him getting his own reality show on VH1 called Self Improvement

[Dr evil witch @witchofevil]

Cain:

[OPAL @ArtOfOpal]

World’s greatest detective btw (1/2)
#Batman

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave

[КіДжилик | Comms open @KijCilic]

Realized that i can draw whatever I like
#xmen #wolverine

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

all of them sound exactly like pacino this is insane

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I’ll say it again for the gay people that Ryan Murphy still has a grip on: you deserve better than faux provocative jingling keys media !! This sucks !!!

[🌿Astrapricity🌿 @Astrapricityyy]

The same woman who cut off Palestinian mothers holding their dead baby’s body parts by saying “I’M SPEAKING💅” btw. She’s just as afraid of the voice of the people as Donald Trump.

[jackie (the filmmaker) @wispsofgold]

hello

[foggy girl 🥂🐺🪶🎀🦋🔻 @FoggyGirl99]

If you call a cop stupid they will show up to your house to try to kill you

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

RIP to one of the best to ever do it

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

Godspeed to the kendo autists going your form is shit to this JAV actress I’m too focused on her huge tits but Godspeed to them

[.animadron @animadron75]

you come into MY HOUSE

suck MY DICK

and you have the fucking NERVE

to call ME GAY?

[patrick @redford]

They were playing a long instructional YouTube video before my jury duty today but the courthouse didn’t have premium so like 90 seconds into this very stern video about the importance of jury duty, this ad started blaring

[BiliBili Baggins @Smol_Giant]

@MikeDrucker They should have added, "you stupid bitch", at the end

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

"Hermione"

[Leigh @leighbeadon]

What the FUCK is this? The cops tell him he should stop streaming because other people are making fake calls on him? They say it's partly his responsibility that people do that? This video is insane.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jollibee stuns at the world premiere of DreamWorks’ ‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’.