James

[The Onion @TheOnion]

SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks https://t.co/qrL2rWesFe

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

@NFL What do you think about ugly sweater uniforms? I think $
#YouHeardItHereFirst

[James @smootheodguy]

#UnusualHolidayDecorations big mouth billy bass

[Courtney @hellllo_itsme]

A delusional schizophrenic tracks his father in New York at Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[James @smootheodguy]

@Hurricane_Jess I'm trying to convince the wife we need a corgi or a bulldog. Perhaps a bullgi

[James @smootheodguy]

@solesupremacy 17 Vikings 38 Cardinals

[The Onion @TheOnion]

To-Go Boxes We Left At Restaurants In 2015 https://t.co/wjJL9nDMoH

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

You keep saying 'Irregardless'
#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends

[James @smootheodguy]

#SidekickAMovie Good Wilson Hunting

[James @smootheodguy]

#SidekickAMovie Silence of the Lambda, Lambda, Lambdas

[James @smootheodguy]

#SidekickAMovie You've got Quaildog

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

RT if you will NEVER EVER forgive Twitter for flipping the location of NOTIFICATIONS and MOMENTS on the homepage.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Steph Curry is 1st player in NBA history to record back-to-back games with at least 40 points and 8 three-pointers.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CIA Admits Role In 1985 Coup To Oust David Lee Roth https://t.co/OyiSzOv7LT

[James @smootheodguy]

A 3:45am wake up calls for copious amounts of caffeine. #bang #sourheads #caffeineisking @ Impact… https://t.co/T2xSINFIxx

[James @smootheodguy]

#BadPasswordRecoveryHints your favorite Nickelback song...

[. @BadRonen]

That really good Adam Sandler movie. #BadPasswordRecoveryHints

[James @smootheodguy]

I’ve picked Ohio State to be my @DrPepper #OneFinalTeam.  https://t.co/K4hRCaM864

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep https://t.co/7j9wbgRn7o