prof. sydney morris

a washed-up-has-been volleyball player for libertyU #makeitcount #LU //

[prof. sydney morris @smorriis7]

meech was trying to surprise me for my bday but sent it in a groupchat i was in IM DYING @tacobell

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

[indi @indagho]

spiritually, i receive something new from this video every time

[The Ghost of Mild European Summers 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb on

[tom @TomTalkToEm]

mild dune 2 spoilers but this is the funniest thing I ever seen

[L D N _ L E W🦩S @LDN_Lewis]

..about HER involvement!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

[mere @merestromb]

Me when I’m the least important person in a 40+ person meeting and I don’t know what anyone is talking about

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

You wouldn’t believe the fit I’m cooking up rn

[prof. sydney morris @smorriis7]

@hannahfaragalla actual insane snub list

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I’m on a call with someone

[Sean Facey @sean_facey]

"Scratch Disks Full" just say you hate me

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

nightmares are so embarrassing bro like u literally made up a guy and got scared of him

[chase @_chase_____]

panera’s like “yeah our lemonade’s charged……..with murder”

[Nemo Bandz @NOTTHEPAPPY]

Me sneaking a rotisserie chicken in the movies .

[Caitlin @caithuls]

She said y’all don’t get it. My daughter is soooooo stupid

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Leaving the house on Black Friday doesn’t endanger your life these days like it used to