@AmazonHelp if you are going to force us to walk through an AI chat bot for a return, can you at least make it one that can comprehend what I am saying or give me a human? Not sure how I can be any clearer; the mat is not big enough for my dog’s bowl set for the love of god
GIVEAWAY TIME: if the Orioles land one of the following three players, I will give away a pair of tickets to an Os game this season in my seats to one lucky fan that RT’s this. Happy Deadline Day:
Blake Snell
Josh Hader
Justin Verlander
@itsnashflynn Walked into a @jerseymikes to pick up my to-go order and the worker girl said “what’s your name” and I answered with “yes”. We laughed, we cried, I left to crawl into a hole of embarrassment
if i text you "🧙♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP