Shannyn Staub

Looks like we're alright and all right here, so pass the beer. ✌ KCCO

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

@AmazonHelp if you are going to force us to walk through an AI chat bot for a return, can you at least make it one that can comprehend what I am saying or give me a human? Not sure how I can be any clearer; the mat is not big enough for my dog’s bowl set for the love of god

[The Sunglass Guy @OsSunglassGuy]

GIVEAWAY TIME: if the Orioles land one of the following three players, I will give away a pair of tickets to an Os game this season in my seats to one lucky fan that RT’s this. Happy Deadline Day:

Blake Snell
Josh Hader
Justin Verlander

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Worth the wait.

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

@dizzkhalifa93

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

@dizzkhalifa93 that time you wore black nail polish to your shift and spent 45 minutes trying to remove it so you didn’t get in trouble 😅

[Mr. B @BrotherBeeBop]

This query is only for my gen z peeps.
What the fuck did this used to be

[matt @dogfather]

i’m sorry this is an insane national puppy day brand interaction

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

Social media has everyone rushing their goals. Remember comparison is a thief of joy.

[Kristina🌞🌻 @dizzkhalifa93]

@MichelobULTRA The siblings 🙌 @smstaub93 @Da_BriMan @Bjs768 and twitterless Jen. Our parents raised us right 🍻

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

@dizzkhalifa93 Saw this and panicked because mine expires tomorrow and I don’t remember if I changed it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[Kristina🌞🌻 @dizzkhalifa93]

@itsnashflynn Walked into a @jerseymikes to pick up my to-go order and the worker girl said “what’s your name” and I answered with “yes”. We laughed, we cried, I left to crawl into a hole of embarrassment

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

@casey_sauss This is amazing 😂👏

[Harrisburg Senators @HbgSenators]

ma’am we are a baseball team

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

There’s a place in hell reserved for the person who designed headrests that tilt forward

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.

[Shannyn Staub @smstaub93]

Also, @Jif is the ultimate peanut butter. Can some please alert me when it is back on the shelves. Without it, I am dead inside.