Jay C

I need some time in the sunshine.
I gotta slow it right down.
The day's moving just too fast for me - RnRS

[Jay C @smythie89]

@easyJet When I try to DM you it says messaged failed to send. Can I email you?

[Jay C @smythie89]

EZY6758 flight home from Malaga cancelled on Saturday with 2hrs notice. Alternatives offered were unacceptable. Not everyone can afford to wait around for days waiting on @easyJet to show up. Out an absolute fortune to make it home with another airline 20 hrs later #Compensation

[Jay C @smythie89]

Just got a great deal on new car tyres @blackcircles - check them out at https://t.co/ScH19apFgG /#buyblackcircles

[Jay C @smythie89]

I couldn't possibly have cooperated. I was too busy in a Pizza Express in Woking.
#PrinceAndrew #LovesThePizza
#TooHonourableToTheMargherita

https://t.co/NYt5EfOQCh

[Tim Mc Garry @Tim_Mc_Garry]

As a former remoaner I now accept the new reality of #Brexit. So on 31st January I will spend all day telling lies, insulting foreigners and self-harming.

[Jay C @smythie89]

After watching "You" I can no longer put on a baseball cap without feeling like a serial killer.
#You #NotAStalker

[Jake O'Kane / Belfast Comedian @JakeOKane]

Today your MLA began earning their salary after 1090 days of not doing so, costing us £13m. I've posted on this for 853 consecutive days, not missing a single day. I'm grateful to finally be able to stop. #TodayyourMLA

https://t.co/0l4UdzZksi

[Jay C @smythie89]

Is Worlds Strongest Man on at Christmas to make you feel better about getting fat?
I'm not getting fat, I'm getting strong! 🏋️‍♂️💪😂
#WSM2019

[Jay C @smythie89]

In hysterics at this on the Dirt Civil podcast.
https://t.co/AvxPMeQh6M

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

“My judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable” is my new go-to excuse when cornered.

[Jay C @smythie89]

@tommyla @Runnerbeanscast @marathontalk Big runner here 👋
😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Amid reports Russia has ‘compromising material’ on Boris Johnson, critics suggest they probably just watched the news at some point in the last 10 years.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Questions for the Brexit Cargo Cultists
1. What problems in your life will be solved by leaving the EU
2. How will your life be tangibly improved by leaving the EU
3. What trade deals are the EU preventing UK from doing ?
4. Name an EU law forced on the UK that you hate

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After new Paddington Bear 50p coins are released, Nigel Farage says we shouldn't be glorifying undocumented Peruvian immigrants coming over here and eating our marmalade.

[Thomas Maxwell @tommyla]

Cringe at listening to my own voice (one off I promise), but a good feature from @pvd_jpimedia and the @News_Letter, giving @OfficialNIFL Premiership fans their say on the weekend’s action!