Brandon Whitaker

[Brandon Whitaker @snacksco]

What is Santa's favorite organic compound?

Glycerol.

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Revelation 5:12 is the heartbeat of all of Scripture. Scattered throughout centuries of God's revelation to His people are countless arrows pointing to this: "Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain, to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength and honor and glory and praise!"

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Reading through the Dobbs v Jackson opinions today. So far, the majority ruling reads as a return to judicial sanity.

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Reading the likes of Isaiah and Jeremiah is a major profit to the soul

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Me: Hey Google, what is the prevailing attitude towards string theory among theoretical physicists?

Google:

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@ericweinstein The Racist Rhetoric of Functional Programming: How the "Elimination of State" Ignores the Lived Experience of Mutable Variables

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When Guy Fieri wants to focus on personal growth, he becomes Guy In Fieri

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@GIMP_Official Looking at getting into writing Python plugins, but the doc link (https://t.co/HMOy1UkbRm) is broken. Any idea when this might be available?

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@haywhitty @allikob2

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@haywhitty @carolimes_ I mean I'm pretty cool but you know "sky justice" is not my own creation

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@ericweinstein Most of my Biochem education has consisted of starting a chem class that feels like an entirely different class from my other chem class, and what little material carried over turns out to not be true anyway. Fun if you like a challenge.

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For example, instead of saying "you are what you eat", try saying "you are a plant and only a plant"

Instead of "chomping at the bit", try out "chomping on some delicious plants yum yum"

I can go all day

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Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

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@Home_Halfway @AndrewNadeau0 To be paired with a remake of Thor where Thor is played by Kelsey Grammer?

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Just counting the minutes until World Kindness Day ends and I can go back to being a freakish monolith of pure hatred

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@haywhitty You buy me a theremin, I'll get right to the drawing board

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@haywhitty If anything was ever my civic duty, it is that

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The last few weeks have made me consider that some shadowy cabal knew I was very contrarian and wanted to make absolutely sure I didn't vote under any circumstance

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@a_witty5522 Candy corn is wrong, and anyone who thinks otherwise is wonderful