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Lawyer except when on Twitter. Hubby. Dad. Siberian-wrangler. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?

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[Charlie O'Connor @charlieo_conn]

Scott Laughton says "you'll probably see me with the pride tape on that night anyway."

"If they want to say something, they can."

[ً @davebrancosucks]

lmao go fucking Birds

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@riotgal08 @krispykreme Lol you're not alone. My "Strawberry glazed" look exactly like yours. There's hardly any glaze at all. Didnt Burger King just get sued for misrepresenting their food in advertisements and on drive thru ordering boards??

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@thwnd_harold @saintjosephs @MascotHall perhaps it is the eyebrows themselves

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@BronxieRBW @AGMsport17 @TheNasher61 That's what they want you to think. https://t.co/QcmyIyQ9Vu

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@BronxieRBW @AGMsport17 @TheNasher61 You can do that in NHL 23

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@MichiBlvck @croce_dennis @BenStanton77 She ingested a psychedelic drug or suffers from mental illness that causes hallucinations. This made her think the flight attendant "wasn't real." Unusual but reasonable. Most will tell you though it's more likely the FA was a deep state lizard & she saw through his mask.

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@LizCGil You could always stop and see her depending on your schedule! We did and I personally have no regrets whatsoever with that decision! 😉 Congrats to you both and hope you have/had an amazing wedding!

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@DeckerGShep @infinite_mcc Worst part here is Chief's leaping uppercut into Atriox's unarmored/unshielded jaw that he simply shakes off. Some1 did the math w/ canon data on how much force Spartan-II+latest gen Mjolnir could deliver w/ such a blow vs Brute fur/bone. Atriox would have been decapitated, lol.

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@jayfeely @shootermcgavin LOL zoomed in to read what is written with the autograph and was not disappointed.

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@GreyFalcon_OW @tomwarren FTC's argument re: correct standard of judicial review to evaluate its request for a preliminary injunctive is super technical. But remember the district court's decision isn't binding on any other court & even a ruling by the 9th Cir. CoA isn't controlling outside 9th Circuit.

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@ABarnes94 @nerdoner @lucasdrayton I almost never work on weekends, but M-F usually try 2 hit at least 9 hrs/day. Fridays might be ~7 & I go for a 10 early in the week. Usually shakes out to 43-45 hrs/wk. I also have 2 toddlers, 1 infant, and work almost 100% remote. Life's a little crazy but ain't boring.

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@BarbJohnson22 @SeamusHughes @emptywheel I assume Plaintiffs' arg is government(s) used/pressured social media companies 2 engage in viewpoint discrimination/violate 1A. Gov can't outsource *alleged* civil rights violations--i.e. police need search warrant & can't get around that by having private citizen search 4 them.

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@gabrielmalor Seems to rely heavily on that Spurock case, which if their parenthetical is 2 be believed, holds that 6th Cir. prosecutors are entitled 2 absolute immunity even when directing witnesses to lie under oath. Curious what else that decision says, but not curious enough to look it up.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

People are wondering what Rickie Fowler was looking at after he won the Rocket Mortgage Classic yesterday.

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@ClanKnown @NkedPhotography @DestinLegarie

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@sportsfantears @aarfran @AnaheimSpenny @DucksNPucks @icethetics Adidas blessed us with so many good anniversary, heritage, and third jerseys. Not too many misses across the whole league. Not to mention the Reverse Retros. And the overall cut/fit is great. Really not looking forward to 10 years of Fanatics...

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@aidanodr @KofmanMichael Guy launched an insurrection & "marched" on the capital. Putin said on TV their response would be BRUTAL--1 hour later agreed to a deal that let Wagner off without so much a slap on the wrist. It's a humiliation for Putin & the Kremlin. How could one misconstrue it any other way?