Pastor: The number of connect cards we get is way down.
Creative pastor: You have 15 seconds for announcements in the service so we stay on schedule.
Worship pastor: Let’s sing that bridge again!
Pastor: I don’t want to be involved in discussing the details of the design.
Also pastor: If I don’t like it, I’ll tell you after I see it.
I guess I didn’t “work my magic.”
I’ve been out for a bit so I probably missed a lot. But as long as we are still boosting in person church attendance with guilt trips and giveaways I should be ok. We’re still doing that, right?
“I searched the group and didn’t find anything so...”
Translation: I didn’t search the group and I want you all to think about my problem for me.
#churchcomm
Church communicator: I need help with X....
Every parachurch biz in the group: Hey! I would love to help you with that problem! Message me here...
True heroes: What are you trying to do?
#churchcomm
Bill Gates should troll all the conspiracy nuts by starting a potato chip company that only sells small chips
The possible brand name?
“Bill Gates Micro Chips”
Church member email: I’m not sure what you think your doing, but I wish pastor wouldn’t get into politics and just preach Jesus. I don’t know if I’ll tune in if we’re going to be about that stuff.
Me responding back: *you’re*
#churchcomm
What are you using for/how are you doing/what is the best streaming software for/how do you interact with people during/what camera are you using for/how are you getting audio for
ONLINE. CHURCH.
It’s almost like we haven’t been doing this for 4 months....
#onlinechurch