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I have joke about church communications and you don’t wanna miss it! #churchcomms #churchsocialmedia #churchmarketing

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Pastor: The number of connect cards we get is way down.

Creative pastor: You have 15 seconds for announcements in the service so we stay on schedule.

Worship pastor: Let’s sing that bridge again!

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Pastor: We need good ideas for #mothersday coming up. What have you got?

Youth pastor Zack: How about we post a bunch of your mama jokes?

Pastor:

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Pastor: I don’t want to be involved in discussing the details of the design.

Also pastor: If I don’t like it, I’ll tell you after I see it.

I guess I didn’t “work my magic.”

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Random staff member has bad idea in a meeting.

Me over-dramatically explaining how hard and expensive it would be.

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@jaredwilley

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I’ve been out for a bit so I probably missed a lot. But as long as we are still boosting in person church attendance with guilt trips and giveaways I should be ok. We’re still doing that, right?

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Is it safe to come out yet?

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“I searched the group and didn’t find anything so...”

Translation: I didn’t search the group and I want you all to think about my problem for me.

#churchcomm

[Brian Hamilton @hamilton_bp]

“You can’t build the future church on people who live in the past.” @cnieuwhof

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Church communicator: I need help with X....

Every parachurch biz in the group: Hey! I would love to help you with that problem! Message me here...

True heroes: What are you trying to do?

#churchcomm

[Wes Gay | StoryBrand @wesgay]

Bill Gates should troll all the conspiracy nuts by starting a potato chip company that only sells small chips

The possible brand name?

“Bill Gates Micro Chips”

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Church member email: I’m not sure what you think your doing, but I wish pastor wouldn’t get into politics and just preach Jesus. I don’t know if I’ll tune in if we’re going to be about that stuff.

Me responding back: *you’re*

#churchcomm

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@wesgay My website and I have a tense relationship lately. It all started when I installed Jetpack...

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I have a joke about church communications, but you’ll have to sign up today if you don’t want to miss it.

#churchcomms

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I have a joke about church communications, but I keep changing it at the last minute.

#churchcomm

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What are you using for/how are you doing/what is the best streaming software for/how do you interact with people during/what camera are you using for/how are you getting audio for

ONLINE. CHURCH.

It’s almost like we haven’t been doing this for 4 months....
#onlinechurch

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One of my favorite things about church online is the dress code.

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@abetterplea @thebereanmillen

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@johnwylie

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@nikatafarroji Unless you are triplets who each do one of those things. Then you are almost the same. Almost.