SHELBY

calm like a bomb

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

@DeAnna4Congress Are you an actual idiot or do you just lack education? Before today I had never heard of you (wonder why? 🤔) but from reading your tweets, you sound quite ignorant. Hopefully none of the doctors or nurses that you’ve offended are forced to care for you one day.

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

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[SHELBY @snbartrug]

Tightening not one notch but TWO in your belt feels awesome feeling.

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

Do you ever find yourself talking to someone in person and wish you could just say “lol” so you don’t have to give them an actual response?

[kirs ◡̈ ☆ @kirsmu]

me getting ready for work

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

Today I learned that yelling across the gym to your friend and asking hey to do “butt stuff” is inappropriate.

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

Old lady at work came up to me and said “I really like your shoes,” followed by “I think they would fit nicely over my bunion.” And I’ve spent the rest of my day deciding if that was a compliment or not.

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

Life’s been good to me so far

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

House hunting was fun at first but now it’s just depressing bc I want a mansion and can barely afford a box.

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

@ListoniusMaxim Chips on bread...

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

I eat too many chip sandwiches to be considered an adult

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

This still fucks me up https://t.co/mCBLT0gXpD

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.

[kam @grvmpybean]

i get high on:

⚪️ life

⚪️ drugs

🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

@TSchrick21 I got really upset...

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

My mom and sister are currently having a debate over whether there are 51 or 52 stars on the American flag...

[SHELBY @snbartrug]

@kelseyyhudson You don’t have the balls