Samantha Carpin

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Trying to live my best life

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

@brazenburrito It's not even a reunion, but a half-assed meet up....

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

took me ten years but I just realised whatsapp is a pun on ‘what’s up’

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

The amount of times I've said, "Wait, what the fuck was I doing?" today is somewhat worrying.

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

Does anyone else randomly get super pissed that there are people out there like Lea Michelle who are so damn talented, but suck so bad as a human?

[I Could Get Herpes Reading this Account @GoldenObsession]

“…and Trudy McMahon, who did NOT die!”

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

“Welcome to tonight’s performance of the Candlelight Processional at EPCOT. EPCOT …. an acronym … and I’m pretty sure the C doesn’t stand for “Chapek.” — @ActuallyNPH

https://t.co/oTFgHycL7v

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you can’t handle me when I’m off my meds, that’s completely reasonable i am a nightmare

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

@brazenburrito You should marry him! Oh wait...

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

Some people seem to be more pissed about a black Ariel than a Belle who couldn't sing...

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

should i try to date again or should i set my apartment on fire

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

At least I can go to bed feeling accomplished now...

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Whoever burned down the Library of Alexandria, your mom’s a hoe.

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

Okay, how shit is Duquense Light's service if this is the second time in a month I've been without power for over 24 hours????

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

@tony_hanes I hope to shit not! Just twisting the narrative to fit their agenda

[Samantha Carpin @sncarpin]

Ummmm..... *checks Bible*... yeah, even God gave Mary the CHOICE of said pregnancy.