Jens Alfke

iOS/Mac/CouchDB guy at Couchbase. In my spare time I play guitar and try to finish writing a novella.

[Jens Alfke @snej]

Verifying myself: I am snej on Keybase.io. wcP6xHW2ZgtaV3I2sPWGKKQVa4Q0pKkFfyis / https://t.co/RPYAuk8Imv

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@tiandavis @HodGreeley @mgroves FYI that Github issue only covers using WebSockets to receive change notifications, not for all replication.

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@tiandavis @HodGreeley @mgroves We use bulk ops (_bulk_get, _bulk_docs) in the REST API so it's only a few requests to transfer 1000 docs.

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@HarkenApp Disappointed it doesn't work w/iTunes Match or Apple Music: only shows the small fraction of albums downloaded to iPhone. Refund?

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@Archimage Um, where didn't we respond? Did you try our actual help/support channels (dev forums or GitHub issue tracker)?

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@mstultz Oops, latest blog redesign broke it. It’s at http://t.co/VDIglm1D4l

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@tanyarezak This diagram might help. (Note Dalek at lower left. Or is it a giant saltshaker?) http://t.co/EouvMC6jM8

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@tanyarezak Because you can make it yourself from salt, by adding ammonia and CO2! It’s easy & fun!! https://t.co/T8cj7QLrUx

[Jens Alfke @snej]

Released Swiftier under made-up Thelemaic License: “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.” Open Source meets Aleister Crowley…

[Jens Alfke @snej]

Hey, I made a kludgy-but-useful hack to help port Obj-C code to #Swift by doing the grunt work for you: https://t.co/6x3TzBspvb

[Couchbase Mobile @CouchbaseMobile]

Complete our #mobile mini hack & win a MakerBot. Build a working online/offline app in 30 min http://t.co/AXE1UL2oDW

[vibe coding ceo @jchris]

Wanna join the @CouchbaseMobile build team, automating iOS, Android, .NET, #golang build and test. Email [email protected]

[Jens Alfke @snej]

@hyc_symas @rzezeski Thanks for reminding me why I normally ignore Twitter. I’d say more but there’s not enuf rm 4 rsnbl debate w/ blowhards

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@hyc_symas @markpapadakis @rzezeski @potsdamnhacker It's *not* 1.0, it's basically beta. They should be making that more clear in the repo.

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@hyc_symas @rzezeski What a sloppy eval! It's been very stable for me for months; when I've found bugs I've reported them instead of whining

[Jens Alfke @snej]

I am now @snej, Esq., on #ello.

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Spare an invite to #ello, guvnor? Down on me luck, need new social network. *rattles tin cup* Label on cup reads “jens at mooseyard d0t com”

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@natevw @jchris @couchbase Um, SQLCipher is BSD-licensed open source. http://t.co/7CokWrtCEe

[Jens Alfke @snej]

New DJ sneJ mix! “My Spine Is The Bassline” … my inspirations for learning to play bass guitar. Post-punk aplenty. http://t.co/YurwuiCqqC

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@zemirco @tleydn I don't see any error … the page doesn't say -update: returns a boolean. And the example is correct.