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wne, aphs. I’m so tired of this society. Pipetting is fun.

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Crawling back into bed at 3am and hoping my partner doesn’t notice I brought babybel cheese with me

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@def__sam__self @AbyssAce1 @JDKDAY Not 4,000 years ago, would have been other stuff by then

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@yomamacronks @itisKjc @Royal_McPoyle I love the idea of putting 3 whole car batteries in a bag

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@Emily11000527 @clhubes For us the gender of the real person was never relevant to the gender of the character, but there was always a mom and a dad, we couldn’t conceive of it otherwise. It surprises me to see how many people are saying the girls were always girls etc

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@knitsagr8life @krystleaugusti1 @cesargeney87 @clhubes Ariel famously doesn’t want to be a mermaid. However the direct-to-video Disney’s Little Mermaid II is about Ariel and Eric’s human daughter, who, like the rest of us, wishes to be a mermaid. She has dark hair though

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@ask_aubry “My gf works in health care”
[several paragraphs]
“She didn’t go to med school to be a live-in maid”
Oh, so she’s a doctor, and you chose to be vague about it in the intro to…what?

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@Icepick87 @DanKjerulf Do you…do you think Dan was talking about OP? If so, why?

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@nmacheaux @Misundastudent @soccherfan @baddestmamajama Movie titles! When Harry Met Sally & Rocky Horror Picture Show were one half of it

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@portsunflower @baddestmamajama It definitely made me wonder if there was a famous movie called “Vampire.” But I don’t know what other one Jessica is referring to

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@Mrs_L_Olivier @snide_sally @IsabellaEm1 @BonzillaG @Kissmyazz24 @Dumfukdetector @pondering_patty @Evie4Freedom So cold she has to stay in sweats not to freeze

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@Michael_J_Glass @depthsofwiki That is an excellent joke. A+ on its four-year run

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@SlurvingThea @conglo_ @depthsofwiki I think that’s far worse than the high-traffic articles which have more experts

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@christweetsllc Imagine not knowing any 55 year olds who still have teenagers

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@DoomScroling I legitimately don’t think gen x uses top sheets, or used them when they were young. Obviously if the survey exists and I see it I’ll believe it but like. I’m pretty sure gen x does the same

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@not_a_heather @birdbrainmd3 Okay but 5 and 6 seem incompatible with 8

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@49ers_Avs @erinalberty What

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@KoB_BladeZ @notadvice @ridge_rockwell Yeah the question was why

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@ProdigalHoosier The first grocery shop of the new place will need a lot of simple things that are easy to forget like salt!
A bag of rice is an easy base that’s versatile, and simple to cook. See also: spaghetti.

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@bekah_lofton @thatgirljo_ And to hit on that “a job will always be a job” - you can love something and/or think it’s important, but then when it becomes something you HAVE to do the joy gets sucked out of it. See: many writers and other artists 5 years after quitting their day job