Colton Schnetzer

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

@Eric_Huber_ @tylermvogel Almost as good as your half court shot

[IAwrestle @IAwrestle]

Kendal Clark state champion for Humboldt Wildcats

#IWCOAstate #IAhswr

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

@Eric_Huber_ from downtowwwwwn!! 👌🏼🏀

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

It's not just @IowaHoops players making everything they take today.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I have declared bankruptcy.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

October 31st vs. November 1st

[Skratch @Skratch]

Tiger Woods wins for the first time since 2013.

Never a doubt.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

roses are red,
paper is white,

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*makes a joke*

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

Today a patient told me, “I felt safe when those big strong men lifted me. They weren’t skinny like you.” That’s it grandma, it’s officially gain szn 💪🏽👵🏼

[Joe Stearns @cupofJoe00]

Make sure you wish your father Happy Father's Day on social media, even though he has no idea what Instagram is

[Dylan Schneider @DylanSchneider]

Go get that one girl you think of everytime you hear a love song, bro.

[Johnny Belancic @Johnny99Bananas]

After receiving my doctorate of physical therapy, I sent this letter to all my friends who said I’m not a real doctor, to prove to them that I am in fact, a real doctor

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

I’m a big fan of April Fool’s Day because it’s my one opportunity a year where I can get by with being blatantly rude to people and they think I’m joking

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Me in a lecture retaining 0 information

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

@AnnaTecklenburg Want to sip Big Gulps and skip rocks at Teck’s Landing? 🏖

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

imagine dating someone only to find out they don’t clap during the friends intro 🤢

[Colton Schnetzer @Snitz95]

What I’ve learned so far in 2018: If I don’t get dressed for the day, I don’t have to do nearly as much laundry.