gods silliest camper

should’ve never smoked that shit now im fighting for my life in Tajikistan

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year

[gods silliest camper @soakedlaundry]

@MOTOD4NI @astoopidbitch danny shush u know that town is spiritually israeli

[gods silliest camper @soakedlaundry]

@astoopidbitch oh type shit type shit

[gods silliest camper @soakedlaundry]

@astoopidbitch que hombre mentiroso de ponce te tiene whipped

[skand @binarySmith18]

are you free after work ?
no babe i am free at work

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Taking PTO but showing up to the office just to walk around

[Wyatt Walls @lefthanddraft]

I'm pivoting to something LLMs can't do: day-drinking

[Sam @sammmm_alt]

How do I kill morgana

[m @skitzocat]

the substances abused me first your honor

[ER!S @bstract_thot]

"tits or ass?" bro her Atrocities

[crittur @miwwmiu]

We are friends with disadvantages

[Phantom Menace @campaign_comms]

What did the COVID conscious lesbian bar in Greenfield, MA know that we didn’t

[gods silliest camper @soakedlaundry]

@astoopidbitch man what the fuck

[Paul Butler @paulgb]

People who have seen The Odyssey on film, how does it rank compared to the book and the minivan?

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Try the pumpkins darling they're smashing

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

scientists are still confused about uncle pussy

[gods silliest camper @soakedlaundry]

@astoopidbitch CHOPCHOPPEDPURIN

[cabby @cabby]

my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

It escaped.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you