Don Emerson

A day without laughter is a day wasted. #KCCO

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

I've decided to adopt all the dogs. Any dogs reading this, come home.

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

@TheWeeklyPlanet Caravan of Garbage request.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

One of the mostgenius/stupid movies ever created and a great tool to find people who have seen it with similar humor.

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

By the time I actually buy anything, I've been taxed at a rate of ~50%.

Guess what? I'm still hustling and I'm doing great.

Tax the rich.

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

My friend having a wife is really getting in the way of my ability to play video games with him

[. @WillSasso]

Being Canadian is very important to me. Especially as an American.

[Raymond 🤘 @fasola183]

i need everyone to see the scum thats here in South Ga
this just happened today at Lowndes High School, the high school i went to and my brother is currently going to, here in Valdosta

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The world will end. You’ll die. So will everyone you’ve ever known. Why do you care about what’s bumming you out right now? Nothing matters

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

I just learned that if the price of houses had risen at the same rate as median income in this country then a house in 2021 would cost an average of 61,000

And now I’m dead

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The sentience you’re experiencing right now is illusory. Your natural state is non existent blackness. You’ll still be dead when the sun explodes & forever after that. You think it matters that you farted in the elevator today? You’re irrelevant. No one loves you

Eat Arby’s

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

@WillTFB_ @___Diallo___ @UberFacts It's not a guilt trip to properly inform. The guilt you feel is a natural response to the information provided and then should be seriously taken into consideration.

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

@beesquared0912 Well someone's popular.

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

15 minutes of the shocker will fix most problems

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

So do men. It's called a velcro wallet.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Male cheetahs have a specific bark that causes female cheetahs to ovulate 'on-demand.'

[Don Emerson @SoCalBrony]

@Home_Halfway

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school
Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs
Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[marketing meeting]
Me: shamcum
Board: no
Me: shampiss
Board: no
Me: shamblood
*an hour later*
Me: shampoo
Board: ok yes fine

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Guys we did it. We kept up with the Kardashians.

[Emily Jashinsky @emilyjashinsky]

So inspiring what women can accomplish

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

a sweet old southern man got on my flight and said “excuse me y’all if I’m being a little slow it’s my first time flying👴🏻” and nobody said anything to him! 😞😞😞 so I leaned over the aisle and said “hey bro nobody gives a fuck”