Veka

pov: the girl who thinks she is the main character

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

My wife and I no longer talk to each other, instead our AI agents communicate on our behalf.

This is the future 😍

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You could move to New York City.

Rent an 852-square-foot apartment for $5,503 a month.

Blow $500 on three “first dates” a week and somehow remain single for six years.

Finally meet someone you like, then discover they’re “not really looking for anything serious right now.”

Get a master’s degree so you can qualify for an internship.

Apply to 147 jobs, get 93 automated rejections, and finally find an “entry-level” position requiring five years of experience.

Eventually land a six-figure job and still need a roommate to make rent.

Pay federal income tax, New York State income tax, AND New York City income tax because apparently living there is a three-level subscription.

Learn that a “quiet neighborhood” means the sirens only come by every 20 minutes.

Pay $27 every day for a sandwich (no sides) because the place has exposed brick and a handwritten menu.

Take the subway to work every morning and develop the useful skill of pretending not to notice absolutely anything happening around you.

Spend 45 minutes traveling three miles.

Carry your groceries home six blocks because parking near your apartment is more of a philosophical concept than an actual possibility.

Have “owning a washer and dryer” become one of your primary measures of generational wealth.

Walk past a mountain of trash bags on your way to a restaurant with a Michelin star.

Tell your friends back home you don’t need a car while spending $46 on an Uber because the subway is delayed again.

Go to Central Park when you want to remember what trees look like.

Spend your twenties telling everyone you could NEVER live anywhere else.

Then one day you visit your cousin in Iowa.

He has a house with four bedrooms, a garage, a yard, two cars, four kids, and somehow pays less than you do for the apartment where your refrigerator touches your couch.

But hey.

The NYC bagels are incredible.

[Veka @socalledvicky]

@Natalya_Anri Постила бы в тредс, тебе бы посоветовали зажать самолетик и случилась бы 🪄магия✨

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when the whole team is on claude code

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

https://t.co/bDCdltFo0A

[Veka @socalledvicky]

@ilyamkin @grok is it a joke?

[Veka @socalledvicky]

Как же все заебали с этими интервью. Количество людей, чьи мысли интересно послушать, несоизмеримо мало по сравнению с тем объемом интервью на просторах интернета.

[Veka @socalledvicky]

@Natalya_Anri @varvara_cyprus Мое предварительное исследование своей зарплаты говорит, что я не возьмусь за работу, если заплатят меньше очень большой суммы!

[Veka @socalledvicky]

Wow, a whole new level of passive aggressive!
(Totally agree on that point btw)

[Non-Linear @nonlinear_james]

Hey @grok give an extensive account of how the government destroyed passenger rail in the U.S. and how Atlas Shrugged is based on real events.

Be extensive and don’t repeat bullshit talking points and excuses. Explain how the anti dog eat dog rule was real.

Then explain why passenger rail sucks because of the Amtrak monopoly and government protections from this incompetent organization being competed against and how just deregulating and selling off Amtrak would cause a revolution in passenger rail innovation in the U.S. like stopless routes using GPS to merge trains at speed etc or even how you fools use the same with sleds at on-ramps to replace most interstate traffic with electrified track and increase speeds over 200 mph on regular rail with cars and trucks on the sleds to their off ramp destinations and then drive off to surface roads. Explain how this would make building interstates vastly cheaper and faster too with significantly less maintenance costs and how the government fucked up all of that innovation potential.

Then explain how they also fucked up freight too. Also be extensive.

[Veka @socalledvicky]

Это я 14 лет назад в 9 классе училась? #MyXAnniversary

[Cat @CatOrman1]

400% tarriffs on cargo shorts for men

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ali Solomon. #NewYorkerCartoons

[Veka @socalledvicky]

ChatGPT считает, что SQL запросы можно делать только в каске 😅

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s q2 and you’ve barely touched your “q1 roadmap”

[Veka @socalledvicky]

@Natalya_Anri Да, но стоит ли страдать, изучая, если никогда не будешь так говорить?
Вопрос философский.
Изучать - slay
Страдать - nay

[Veka @socalledvicky]

А потом русские а инстаграме узнают

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

never deleting this app

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

never deleting this app

[Veka @socalledvicky]

Меня настолько выбесили спойлеры к северанс, что я написала об этом везде. ВЕЗДЕ!