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[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

eggs are being gentrified

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

have just cut my fringe, feels like its done me a world of good ❤️

[Simeon de la Torre @sim7creative]

I just wish Cardi B would use her full name more. There's nothing wrong with Cardigan Bardigan. #CardiB #wap

[Molly @mollygreen45]

I got so scared and horrified at the concept of being 26 but I can’t remember why. Rn it doesn’t seem so bad

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden

[Molly @mollygreen45]

One thing about old men: they stay having scabs on they heads

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

I love my neighbor’s eyes.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Whenever I fly, I pack a garbage bag filled with loose meat to save money. It costs $50 to check it but I more than make that back in what I save not eating out.

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

Maybe in the wizarding world rent prices are low- R Kelly

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

No replies, not feeling great. Will reply when I can. #MentalHealthMatters

[Molly @mollygreen45]

Stumbleguys app down for anyone else? Or just me aha

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

Pre toilet thought: I need to piss so bad I may as well kill myself
Post toilet thought: Bit dramatic there was only one person in front of me

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

I have a friend called molly,
For she is very jolly.
But good golly!
She loves oggs.

[Rob Auton @RobertAuton]

This train seems gutted about where it’s going.

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

IBS x

[Molly @mollygreen45]

I’m so addicted to Taylor swift right now and like I am sorry but it’s literally not me it’s my illness

[Molly @mollygreen45]

Rosa thought the American national anthem was called the Star Spangled Bandana

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

Elisha says they look the same... Thoughts?

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

She had a KFC 2 days ago this bitch is lying acting like she's out of it. #trustnoone

[Molly @mollygreen45]

Shocking that none of my friends intervened in my carnivorous phase— that was so clearly an identity crisis

[Sofia @sofiadlt28]

Get a grip women. Cute tho x

[Molly @mollygreen45]

Me when Sofia is in a relationship/has other friends/is busy when i want to hand out —omg as I typed this i remembered I get jealous of her sister and their bond that I will never get to be a part of

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Am I to believe a shit was found in the family toilet, yet both daughters deny involvement? And Cher Lloyd is a person of interest? Heavens, this is a truly curious case.'