Fatlad

Greased cougar from the planet Bigbollox that's just been sacked from the chippendales for being too sexy.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

I call my coworker "dog fart" because he's quiet and stinks.

[Fatlad @solat43]

@Mark94327870 fuckin pervert

[PremierLeagueAVFCMatt @villamatt1874]

Finally. #AVFC

[Fatlad @solat43]

COMEONNNYOOOOOVILLAAAAAAAAA

[Fatlad @solat43]

@absoluteradio thanks for playing "just like heaven" at half 5 this mornin. Made my day 😎

[Will @will_avfc]

Only Brendan Rogers could ruin Christian Benteke 😂🙈

[Fatlad @solat43]

@AtticusFinch79 no probs x it was the t-shirt that got me 👌

[Fatlad @solat43]

@AtticusFinch79 thx for the follow back, how goes it? ☺

[Fatlad @solat43]

@The_Smegster ahhhhh so you're a waffle man!

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

My favorite mythical creature is a satisfied woman

[Bob Heller @Bob_Heller]

You can't unfinger your art teacher

[Regina Phalange 🤷🏻‍♀️🐶 @smhbrb]

Why drive yourself crazy dieting when you can just date a man who likes big asses?

[Fatlad @solat43]

@TheMadMidlander thx for following back, I'm a Walsall lad too 👍

[Fatlad @solat43]

@BlazingMinds it was @bobbyllew that led me to you ☺

[Fatlad @solat43]

@BlazingMinds thanks for the follow back 👍

[Fatlad @solat43]

If only my head could grow hair as efficiently as my fuckin nostrils.

[Goldishocks @Goldishocks]

I lost my bottom virginity to an unsuspecting postman's fingers.