Ellen 🇺🇦

"A party without cake is just a meeting."
-Julia Child

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

My Twitter feed is basically 99% apocalypse, 1% @dog_rates. https://t.co/g2ce30rELN

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I present to you, Pup in Hat. Pup in Hat is great for all occasions. Extremely versatile. Compact as h*ck. 14/10 (IG: itselizabethgales)

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@jjfitzgeraldMD Exactly. Death is natural too. Maternal and infant death rates used to be much higher before modern medicine.

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@amil Have two, and always figured I'd have two (that's how I grew up). Other reasons: how much harder our 2nd is compared to our first; small house/cars; our age; cost.

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@AlannaBennett Sounds like my husband with The Simpsons (first 10 seasons, obvs)

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@ozymomdias Because social media is so f*ing performative 🙄

[Ivana Greco @IvanaDGreco]

When I am queen of the world, we shall send nurses to peoples’ homes for the 3 day old well-baby visit, rather than send 3-day old babies and postpartum moms to the doctor office. Goes triple for visits during RSV/flu season.

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@aveerik3 @uzoart That is so rude!

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@sewistwrites Yes to all this. The implication after the script is always "... and then the child saw the light". 🙃

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@missmulrooney I write up a detailed list but make sure it doesn't include anything for our very next meal, so that we get home and are like... well, shoot.

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@clhubes The literal cutest

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@clhubes @sewistwrites The second one is so cold

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@KateBurgener @clhubes My oldest was one when the pandemic hit and we had to suddenly WFH without childcare. If his younger sister had come first, I honestly don't know how we would have managed. 🫠

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@AniseNot I'm horrified no one bought you a dang Cinnabon 😭

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@MissingLynx And the problem here is....?? 🤣🙃

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@samkupferman @eawright @missmulrooney @shaindelr We were definitely the minority in pre-K when we only sent cards, despite that being the specific directive... 😖

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@emilyctamkin ...folklore?

😋

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@kkeilts @clhubes Love this ❤️

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@clhubes Experiencing this with my newly 5yo 😭

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@realgirl_fieri You don't need [insert gadget here] for your baby

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@realgirl_fieri QR code menus are terrible and should go away

[Ellen 🇺🇦 @Solea84]

@telemwill @clhubes This is so cute, and hilarious 😂