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[eve @some__pulp]

My current diet is alarmingly 50s business man: black coffee, donuts, red meat, alcohol & cigs…

[eve @some__pulp]

Pubmed really do be competing with outlook on having the worst search bar

[eve @some__pulp]

Met a tik tok famous Michael Jackson impersonator in an elevator last night

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

my god…….im HOPEscrolling

[high desert bestie :) @therapis2000]

"i voted" stickers are ash wednesday ashes for people who listen to NPR

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

the elizabeth holmesification of people reducing haley stevens to a helpless damsel being controlled by her mean boyfriend..................LET WOMEN BE SPIRITUALLY HIDEOUS PSYCHOPATHS

[🎃 Spooky Ru 👻 @ratcitymayor]

Me monitoring the Michigan situation from Chicago:

[eve @some__pulp]

What if I got “comparison is the thief of joy” as a tramp stamp?

[eve @some__pulp]

Just found 6 lighters cleaning up the house….

[eve @some__pulp]

Forgot nightmare on elm street is actually p scary

[eve @some__pulp]

A Chicago handshake at 11:30, $100 in sushi and an extra shot of Malort later I am tryna write out 3 paragraphs about the intra- and extracellular interactions of E-cadherin in response to mechanical strain

[eve @some__pulp]

I slept in foam rollers last night as an experiment and now I look like Elle woods is gonna prove I killed my rich dad by saying my alibi doesn’t work because you can’t wash your hair 48 hours after getting a perm

[eve @some__pulp]

Just passed by someone going as the rat hole for Halloween

[eve @some__pulp]

Having “you can see everything” come out in October was a good move b/c that was the most terrifying movie I’ve ever seen

[anvita @vitamaybe]

my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented

[eve @some__pulp]

THEY HAVE KANGAROOS AT THE PUMPKIN PATCH

[eve @some__pulp]

In the beer line at the pumpkin patch and im so overstimulated by hundreds of children running around and all the pumpkin themed things and this man singing Frank Sinatra with an accordion

[eve @some__pulp]

My hair smells like campfire and it’s so fucking sexy to me

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

going to sleep excited asf cause i have smoking and drinking tomorrow

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically