Joe

Corporate Warrior

[Team GB @TeamGB]

Sensational 🔥🔥🔥

@daveryding becomes Britain's first ever alpine skiing World Cup GOLD medallist with a superb second slalom run 🥇

Not a bad way to warm up for #Beijing2022 👏

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Former ‘Playdays’ star Why Bird to join GB News

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@TheGroveBalham @Claire_harr Thanks for making it a great day 🥂 All the team were brilliant, hope you managed to put your feet up after running a packed out pub

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@TheGroveBalham @Claire_harr I did say that, and today they all broke. I never knew I had that power! 😈

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Tonight on Panorama: Panorama attacks Panorama.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Don’t ever tell me I’m “not English”.

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally You really need to invest in some bib shorts

[martha lane fox @Marthalanefox]

I know, sat morning is screaming out for a video of a school bus arriving in Mongolia - so here you go - keep watching....

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally No people, just like March 2020

[Ian Symes 🇪🇺 @ianiansymes]

I made this video when Phil Daniels was on MasterChef. It was not approved.

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally Yeeess! Let’s go to the pub.... oh

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally Yes! Cannot wait to get back in there

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally While you were in the flat?

[Arthur Smith @ArfurSmith]

From 4am (South London Time) no-one who lives in Clapham will be allowed into Balham

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I know some people are uncomfortable with the double-entendre of #EatingOut, so I've come up with a few alternative slogans the Govt. could use.

Go Down To The Cafe!

Beat Off Recession!

Make It Local Food!

Huge Menus, Huge Savings!

#GoDown #BeatOff #MILF #HugeMen

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally Had no idea that Slough and back was all downhill

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[Text]
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?

ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?

*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally Is this related to your earlier tweet? https://t.co/uztvAbUS29

[Joe @some_cool_guy]

@Matt_Smally David financing your Lego habit?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Keep yourself entertained during quarantine by taking daily mail comments and putting them on New Yorker cartoons to create your own satirical comics.