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[Ricky @rickyfm]

We don’t need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

I don't trust Matlab developers.

They're always plotting something.

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

I have a disease where I can't stop telling bad Linux jokes.

My doctor says it's terminal.

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

Linux isn't magic, it's sudo science.

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

You can make your software more secure by writing it in Morse code.

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

My team had a debate on what the best looping variable name is

i won

[KJ Cheetham ❄️🔶 (@kjcheetham.bsky.social) @kj_cheetham]

A maths meme that is actually funny rather than stupid:
Solve carefully!
230 - 220 x 0.5 =

You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5!
#maths

[muesli 🐧 @mueslix]

Junior dev: What's the best prefix for global variables?

Senior dev: //

[free as in freedom @some_pengwings]

@myfsr_tud Sicher?

[Chris Oldwood @chrisoldwood]

CLI typo of the day:

$ chmood

[free as in freedom @some_pengwings]

@xQuber Wut?

[free as in freedom @some_pengwings]

@xQuber Thanks to writers block my CI has been rather cheap recently

[数学 パパ @desperatio11]

"Wenn die Prog-Prüfung dieses Semester mündlich stattfindet, dann im BBB - das ist dann die Bleede-Brog-Brüfung" @convergeweakly

[OnionDog @OnionDogster]

Das ist das Deutscheste was ich jemals gesehen habe.

[Michaela Livingstone @a_n_s]

Sometimes a typo brings so much joy. 👍 When you spot it...

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

Always remember to register for your own talks and webinars so you get credit, and people don’t criticize you for not attending later on.

[free as in freedom @some_pengwings]

Are people who live for big parties `event-driven`? #AreYouNode