Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs

(he/him) lefthanded sous chef | dungeon master #5e | Cook | Vocal Artist | just some leftist

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@TheDailyShroom Like being on acid in a lucid dream! Did it twice in college, once out of a cleaned out light bulb lolz

[MyEvilTwinSpeaks @MyEvilTwinSpeak]

@ShutUpAmanda I don't give a rat's ass about the motives, gender, faith or any underlying mental health issues. If you are not in the military you should NEVER have access to military grade weapons for any reason, ever.
Don't let these gun fetishist change the debate

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@tracybeanz The Nashville Police (unsurprisingly) misgendered him first I think - hence the media confusion

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

the conservative mindset perfectly distilled in a single tweet

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@techariot @bungarsargon Less than 40% of Americans even bother with 401ks - data matters, you're just not looking at the right numbers

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

@BenBurgis I think people agree with the fact that it’s a problem, but a lot of people are blaming a “lack of self-help gurus on the left” for the reason this pipeline exists. The right-wing grifters are always going to have a leg up because they are 1. Appealing to traditional ideas

[Stuart Schrader @stschrader1]

New study shows 43 of the 50 most populous cities in the US spend more on police, jails, courts, etc than on health & human svcs, public health, parks & rec, etc. This spending ratio is not correlated to public safety at all.
https://t.co/fxgZd2RpPW

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Sage_Wise_Dude @TomiLahren @FoxNews @BillFOXLA You didn’t need any piece of paper from Ellis Island in order to stride into the USA and start your life as a starving immigrant. You wrote down whatever name you wanted, were checked for Trachoma, and let on through along with the other 98% of the over 12 million immigrants. 🤡

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Sage_Wise_Dude @TomiLahren @FoxNews @BillFOXLA SSN cards didn't exist until 1935, ten years after the last great wave of immigration through Ellis Island. Birth Certificates weren't common until the mid 1920s. Any paperwork you had to get through life in the early 20th century would have been related to your church.

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Sage_Wise_Dude @TomiLahren @FoxNews @BillFOXLA A direct link to a history page that literally notes the lack of regulation and absence of any paperwork during the flood of people at Ellis Island - what's with this pigeon chess?

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

Love this!

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

Would your party try to make any of the wishes come true?

#dnd

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

You guys don't get it. If George Carlin were alive today he'd also invite a billionaire emerald mine heir on stage to try to do PR work for him before calling his audience poor for booing. It's comedy. Look it up.

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Eduarpack @MD_Lafrance @donmoyn As someone else said, the US didn't even have effective lockdowns at any national level - we had shelter in place guidelines that were loosely followed. Nothing like the lock downs of China - hence the irony and bad hyperbole you think "nails it" lol

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Sage_Wise_Dude @TomiLahren @FoxNews @BillFOXLA What you just stated is called Revisionist History

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

#MondayMotivation #Musk

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Eduarpack @MD_Lafrance @donmoyn A yes, a meme that doesn't remotely reflect reality, yet which Rious uses to glean what he thinks Fauci actually means in reality. Truly nailing it lol

[Dʒɛf Laɪjɪn Blɪs @somebakedbean]

@Tara62503884 @FemCondition Any 50 year old dude who calls his 23 year old girlfriend "a gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market," before MARRYING her, and have that not even be the worst of it - is an abuser. Full stop.