Courtney

I like rollerblading and breakfast for dinner

[Courtney @somertime03]

how am i supposed to log out of twitter dot com and log into work with content like this?

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

if i had to meet jd vance i too would simply pass away

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

I asked @grok to analyze the last 1,000 posts from Elon Musk for truth and veracity. More than half of what Elon posts on X is false or misleading, while most of the "true" posts are simply updates about his companies.

[Courtney @somertime03]

Imagine trying to be mr-tough-guy-no-shirt-for-warmups-in-30-degree-weather only to lose by literally so many points 🤧

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TENNESSEE AINT AFRAID OF NO WEATHER

[Courtney @somertime03]

Truly insane that instead of just having clear, concise signage telling us exactly what to do (since this varies from airport to airport), they instead pay people to yell at us at 4:30am

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[Whitley O'Connor @WhitleyOConnor]

If Superintendent Walters really wanted to put Bibles in every classroom, he would have done it. It's not hard or expensive. It would take no more than a few hours of time and a handful of phone calls to secure private funds (maybe $150,000) and the bibles. Instead... 1/3

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Can @elonmusk explain what happened to all the election fraud in 2024?

I was told there was "voter suppression" in Bucks County and on election night "illegal" activity in Philly.

Are elections secure now? Are we just going to pretend none of that happened? No investigations?

[Courtney @somertime03]

Standard time is the superior time

[brianne johnson @brnjohnson]

someone help my gf, she’s been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long 😩

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just remembered families exist

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Will Ferrell deciding to educate himself and others as well as supporting and loving Harper unconditionally when she came out to him really puts some other comedians to shame, huh.

[Courtney @somertime03]

Taylor Fritz is dressed like a Benihana chef and I can't be convinced otherwise

[Rachel Sorney @RachelSorney]

Me goin to bed tryin not to wake the Mrs after a few bruskis

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

welp

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[Courtney @somertime03]

The website is still Twitter dot com???

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

When was the last time you called it "Twitter"?

Be honest.

[Courtney @somertime03]

All basketball games should be this game

[Courtney @somertime03]

@Kcastlem I knew she was a sad and miserable person, but my gooodness is she a sad and miserable person

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Courtney @somertime03]

@brookeerobbins Can't think of usher without thinking of all of our childhood car rides 😂

[Courtney @somertime03]

Just to save you a Google