Sonakshi Gupta

i like karaoke and soup | swe @uber | @bitspilanigoa

[Dr V 🦷💉 @back2thevibe]

I had my geography exam today and my friend told me that bhakra Nangal dam was definitely gonna come in exam so i studied it well. But somehow my alarm didn’t ring today morning and I woke up late and started running towards school in my night dress and whn I reached school the teacher was already collecting the answer sheet back. I pleaded that I know Bhakra Nangal dam by heart plz pass me but she didn’t. I failed my exam

Then I woke up scared and cried from relief coz it’s been 30+ years since I left school.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Sonakshi Gupta @sonaaaaice]

‘Tis the season for a mango menu darshan 🥰

[Sonakshi Gupta @sonaaaaice]

Need blr people to recommend me all restaurants that have a mango special menu right now plsplspls

[cj- @cjnieI]

I love that 1 second preview of your photo where it looks beautiful right before ur iphone deep fries it

[Adithi @adeatii]

@watertyp3 now where do i find 6 people in this economy

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

What a time to be alive

[Sonakshi Gupta @sonaaaaice]

Holy shit

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

Personal update: I've joined Anthropic. I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to R&D. I remain deeply passionate about education and plan to resume my work on it in time.

[Suriya @Siu_FootyFool]

@AbakpaJob

[Sonakshi Gupta @sonaaaaice]

Was feeling low and thought I’d make butter toast as comfort food but all I have at home is some fuckass multigrain bread fml

[jim 🍉 @muracommie]

book grace: I'm going to create a pendulum while basically naked and before knowing my own name so I can estimate gravity and check where I am

movie grace: lemme look out da window

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

openai․com was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and tiktok․com was the quaint shared homepage of a couple who went from dating to married with a baby (~1998-2001). THREAD!!!

[M Bleu @soymbleu]

Amo que nuestra generación haya podido romper con el prejuicio de que si estabas tatuado no ibas a conseguir trabajo. Ahora nadie puede conseguir trabajo, no importa si estas tatuado o no

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

An underrated quality I desire in my salad is for it to be extremely forkable. Takes a fork like no problem

[aman @supermasteroshi]

@Shivender_Abrol yeah but imagine if this happened to asin in ghajini

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

We need "filler" episodes but we also need seasons longer than 8-10 episodes for them to work

[Sonakshi Gupta @sonaaaaice]

Lmao??? 😭😭

[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[ella ⸆⸉ artemis ii era @tinachella]

“WHO’S HAIR LOOKED BEST IN SPACE” AND THE CREW WENT SO DAMN UNSERIOUS!