Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow
It's official. Let's make history.
After the idea was championed by @gregjames on @BBCR1, we’re on a mission to secure a GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS™ title for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps and Pitbull needs YOU there in London's Hyde Park on Friday 10 July.
Let’s have a real good time! Dale.
my clawdbot hacked my toto bidet and it boiled the water in my toilet through a firmware hack and now my asshole is being treated for 2nd degree burns all because it heard me call it a clanker through my alexa -- they're laughing about it on moltbook
[High Performance Podcast]
Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list?
Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents
Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate
Jake: *grinning* fucking hell
If you have the means to do so, you can still donate! I just trekked 100km across the Sahara for my wonderful friend Kris and I’m SO close to reaching £8,000 for CoppaFeel! I don’t quite have the words yet to sum up this past week. https://t.co/3BKoisnJ9R