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thank god for elliptic curves and irawaddy river dolphins.

I talk an enormous amount of shit, but dw I mean it 🫶

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Why the fuck is a 3yo YC rejection occupying any space in a unicorn founder’s head? Makes zero sense.

The only explanation is that he’s (a) emotional or (b) kinda retarded.

Given the leaks from the last few months showing what a dumpster fire Mercor is, I’d say both.

[Brendan (can/do) @BrendanFoody]

YC's position in Mercor would be worth >$1B today if they hadn't rejected us in 2023.

They passed because a previous recruiting startup didn't work out. These days, YC seems more focused on funding clones of fast-growing companies than making contrarian bets.

What's the largest company YC has invested in over the last 3 years? The hit rate seems surprisingly low.

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This would go so hard if cohere wasn’t shit

[Cohere @cohere]

"If you don't know who Cohere is, you will"

- Prime Minister @MarkJCarney 🇨🇦

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@TheMingjie @NelsonXLee @UofT @mcgill Jerry I can’t be bothered to go through your old posts but I’m very sure it’s just more cringe slop

You are undeserving of the institutional capital you benefit from

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be skeptical whenever you see a brand/website/company designed for investors instead of customers

@AmcaInc is a great example

[Jai Malik @jaimalik]

I'm excited to announce that @AmcaInc has raised a $300M Series B at a >$1B valuation, led by @CaffeinatedCap with major support from @LightspeedVP, @a16z, @Lux_Capital, and others.

We're on a mission to reconstitute a supply chain that has too often put profit over country.

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@MollySOShea molly thank u for looking out for the lil guys 😚

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@AlexFinn You are a low IQ shill with zero perspective.

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FYI, CEOs of real companies don’t say shit like this

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Boom has rejected Cleveland as a site for future manufacturing facilities.

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@big_duca Good work tax boy

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@venturetwins @a16z finalllly some fucking VC on VC violence

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@MTSlive this site is absolute vibeslop

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the prostitute is correct

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

a great test of "would you have been chill with owning slaves, if you'd been born into a slave-owning family" is whether or not you're vegetarian today

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This guy is so good at saying absolutely nothing

[Ashlee Vance @ashleevance]

Meta AI Chief Alex Wang comes on the Core Memory podcast this week . . . . He's been rather quiet for many months. But now Meta has a new model and more to come. We get into it all in this exclusive interview on Wed, including asking if Meta is as mercenary as it seems.

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@ycombinator @Cherthq fellas you gotta smile you are stressing me tf out

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@MattMahanSJ garry please don't publicly support this guy we need him to actually have a chance at winning

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This post has levels of poor judgement

[Zach Dive @zachdive]

How do we compete with Anthropic?

By retardmaxxing.

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@tszzl Someone remind @tbpn of this

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@micsolana nah Mike, sorry you got cooked here

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@shaunmmaguire I love your long posts because they confirm that you are actually as dumb as you appear in interviews

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@davidsenra @pmarca woah no way dude, UNHINGED!