Sonnet Rabbit

aka TL Evans, writes poems on phone on commute. Some of them have been published

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

As it’s @WMHDay I thought I’d share this poem that was very kindly published in the wonderful @journal_stone. The first bit’s in memory of Joshua Jones; the second is for my long suffering wife (the second puddle obvs)

[Jenny Lindsay @msjlindsay]

Fantastic piece here, by poet and publisher Rob Mackenzie. Just one reason I balk at wilful misinterpretations of texts. Martinez was not and still is not even on this site, I believe. Nevertheless, it was a very ugly event, with serious impacts:

https://t.co/yW2D3HrbiB

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@LukeKennard Hooray! @WillGreenWriter take note

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@ItsBigZuu Amazing 👏👏👏. @PoetrySociety check out the metrical _precision_ on display here

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@SeptimusBrown “Not again, Kate.” Prince William flicks the lightswitch. Kate glares up from the Savonnerie. “Careful, you’ll get wax on dad’s sceptre again.” “Do you remember, Wills? One year ago?” “I remember nothing,” says Wills, the fungus twisting from his ear round his head like a crown

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

With apologies to @ae_stallings and Shakespeare…

[Alicia E. Stallings @ae_stallings]

Found this chess piece on the street in Oxford today. I wonder what it means or portends?

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@ae_stallings It looks like its reflection is its nemesis (the black rook innit). Maybe the universe is pointing out that you see yourself as your own worst enemy 😂

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@FaberBooks I have excellent skills in completely ignoring unsolicited poetry submissions - might that help my application?

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@Win_TheProducer Lovely poem! “More tea?” is always a rhetorical question 😂

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

***FIND-A-POEM CHALLENGE***
Can you find a poem that uses all 14 of these literary techniques?! I’m helping a young man with GCSE English and this would be a neat shortcut 😂. I’ll give you 1 point per technique. +5 points if it’s short and doesn’t have complex words

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@MarcBrightside @BurgerKingUK Haha. I like to think that I would. On the basis of insufficient sauce

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

I ordered 20 nuggets from @BurgerKingUK and there were only 19 and I can’t help but think this is how a rules based society starts to unravel

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@Jle1804 @BurgerKingUK I haven’t seen my feet in months

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@FergusCraig You were lucky! I used to dream of dreaming of having a super moon. But no such luxury for me, dreaming as I was from the cardboard box in’t middle o’t road

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@IanDunt This reminds me of the time I got so angry I wrote a sonnet about Southern Rail. Oh yeah. I imagine they were reeling

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@AlexTurlais @IanDunt Don’t get me started on Delay Repay 😂. It’s a scandal how difficult the TOCs make it. They should be fined by the @railregulation to the tune of the estimated amount that would be claimed by everyone travelling on a delayed service

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@TwitGuyPEI @MCAbdominal @djfood Love it. “The pay’s low unless you’re Drake, bro…” 😂😂

[Norman Records @normanrecords]

PRE-ORDER: 'Brand New Second Hand', 'Run Come Save Me' and 'Dub Come Save Me' by Roots Manuva

Coloured vinyl pressings incoming >> shipping mid-September.

@bigdadarecords
@rootsmanuva
https://t.co/DtAzlnHlGv

[Sonnet Rabbit @sonnetrabbit]

@kits_ai love your work! However when I download the app for iOS it says it can’t open because “the developer cannot be identified” - am I doing something wrong or can you fix this?! Cheers