Soops

[Cory Epstein @cory_ep]

Rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton I'm so serious.

[sam parker @samprkr]

postelection admo porchfest is about to be more for the streets than ever before...

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

First base: kissing

Second base: ******* ***

Third base: taking the Amtrak together

Fourth base: the Amtrak gets delayed an hour by mechanical issues

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today I learned new American phrase…🇺🇸

“Motion”

Can’t stop my motion deadass.

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

Someone has just poured bubble soap into the World War II Memorial Fountains on the National Mall.

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

he’s soo funny

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Everyone banging on about Messi and Ronaldo playing their sixth world cup. Shakira will overtake them soon.

[Brett (Madness Bid... Madness Delivered) @tweets4twits]

Greece is closer to Africa than Dallas is to Austin, but illiterate C students who barely skimmed the Cliff Notes version of The Odyssey in HS, who wouldn't be able to point out Greece on a map, and who fundamentally don't understand the concept of artistic license, are triggered

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Trump’s obsession with cutting government waste becomes funnier when you go to DC and realize he pays the national guard to do fuck all 24/7

[Soops @soopswhoops]

@ShawnChittle I get the point of the tweet but this is one of the most accessible areas in the country, you could have easily taken a bus (which are nice in the DMV) or a cabi bike which had a station super close to the Jeep dealership.

[َ @gir1genius]

RIP CUM

[Elyse @ElyseBee]

OH MY GOD LMFAO

[had @aadidaas]

let's all d!e

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

i’m not watching the rest of the show now to protect my peace ❤️

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“If the Democrats win, Congress will do its job again” is a wild message from the current Speaker of the House

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Loitering is not permitting at the giant billion dollar reflecting pool we built specifically to stand and do nothing at

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

We had an entire King of the Hill episode on why protecting the whooping crane is vital. This administration wants to kill everything and everyone.

[robert waltoomf @fortfroIic]

who gaf + this practice has existed in some form or another for centuries + god forbid we bring back 17th century realness

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This looks like an abandoned theme park!