Alex

go crazy AND go stupid? in this economy?

[Alex @sooquii]

What do you call this?
RT for bubbler
FAV for water fountain

just asking for a friend

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

the sound of unknown men coughing fills me with indescribable rage does anyone else experience this

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

And yall didn’t tell me smh

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

damn chud whered you find this

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

if stuart little was my boyfriend i would get my nipples pierced but the piercing would just be one long bar between both nips so that he can use it as a chin-up bar to do exercises

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[life appreciator @givemeawhile]

im gonna hit the griddy so hard i go unresponsive

[tex @texmeplease]

that random pain in your chest is probably just that dog in you

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[bee @etrnlvader]

i just know anakin skywalker would fuck up a blue razz vape

[s ꩜ @dustbnuy]

who tf is tom foolery

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

by creating systems of oppression

[cee @1ovesickkk]

no fucking way the only way out is through