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[Softboy @softboy_w]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[lark 🧝‍♀️🍂 @livelaughlark]

i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u

[Pan @pangrey123]

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break

[soph @sophi3jean]

corporate america is like middle school but everyone is in business casual and instead of bullying you to your face they do it over teams chats

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[dexx @tiffnica]

when ur gum loses flavor so ur lowkey chewing straight up horse pussy

[soph @sophi3jean]

british ppl love saying shit ab how americans talk. mf you colonized this place, we learned it from you 😭😭😭

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[frightplings @funplings]

locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

lowkey consider myself lucky i experienced high school without ai because nothing compares to the joy of finding a brainly that has the exact same questions as your homework

[𝓿i @girlbmi_]

this is twitter u can say kill yourself

[Dillon Riera @13d_riera]

TOUCHDOWN FLORIDA STATE

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If yesterday's massive, simultaneous AI blackout/outage didn't even register in your existence, you are my people.

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it felt texting your friends during Covid

[soph @sophi3jean]

@CFB_Pat take that back

[soph @sophi3jean]

FUCK schrödinger and his stupid fucking cat

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl