Sophia Brazda

Some people have a way with words. Others not have way.

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

They talk about raising Cane’s but they never address who he grew up to be

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

now, uhh, let me be clear, you, uhh, you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

@zachochinko Zach!!!

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[yuppie scum @frozenedamame]

brb crying at these cartoons my grandpa drew for my grandma when they were long distance in the 60s 🥺

[B&S @_B___S]

The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. The sea lions were her favorite.

[Dan Fox, co-inventor of the Opti-Grab©️ @GretnaDan]

Every 6-year-old after a Mardi Gras parade:

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Had to use the wayback machine to preserve the greatest rock criticism ever written

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

"Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job."

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

Absolutely horrifying. 10/10.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

Have you ever wondered to yourself “what it would be like if all of the presidents had that creepy Benjamin Button disease?”

No?

Well, here’s another list of ai presidents you didn’t ask for, the presidents as elderly babies.

1. George Washington

[pj @pjayevans]

I don’t want to be in the group chat anymore

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

Prepare ye the way of malört

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

the most important thing about any relationship, romantic or platonic or familial, is that you gotta be in cahoots

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

whenever football happens i always think about Jenny Slate’s excellent little bit about football from Stage Fright

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

It’s her day

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Owning a bunch of books is super fun until you have to move and then it’s the worst thing in the world

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Mama who bore me

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

“This is supposed to be the City of a Thousand Chuckles… but I’m not laughing anymore”

[Sophia Brazda @sophiabrazda]

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