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Alison Hammond says she was aware 50 Cent got shot nine times but she had no idea the shooter was Davina McCall

[zen MOVED! @sugurugetoe]

constantly hating on literally everything just makes you miserable btw

[sofi @inejscrow]

stop asking me what do i want to do after university!! nothing!! i don't care!! there's not a single job i want!! leave my ass alone!! i want to spend my days looking at pretty pictures on pinterest that's it!!

[euan_cfc @euan__cfc]

No country who emptied shelves at the first sign of panic last year should look down their noses at people fleeing from actual war and terror👍

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

read this

[alex @alejorwei]

ur telling me u guys don’t think about how much or how little eye contact is happening the entire time someone is talking to u

[Dr Angharad Watson @AngharadWatson]

My husband has just had a pay rise, which is lovely, but I can't help notice that in the last 10 years, his salary has increased 87%, while mine has increased by 18%

I've spent most of that time working on curing cancer. He's been calculating your car insurance.

[han🍌 @McKenzieHannah]

mental how being an anxious person makes u think perfectly normal things are embarrassing😂 ‘Naw I canny carry a big parcel walking to the post office thats embarrassing’ wtf no it’s no

[sam @saamcarr]

the way i’m literally sat here emotional at zoe and alfie having a baby like they’re my friends and not just two people i spent watching their lives on youtube for most of my teenage years😭 actually so happy for them tho

[𝑅𝒶𝑒𝑒 🫦♡ @raeethebrat]

I listen to the same music everyday just in a different order 😭

[wolverinetits @Wolverinetits]

you ever get the ick about certain cutlery you have at home

[LT @_lornthomson_]

the thought of no spending Christmas Eve at the local boozer wae everyone is seriously breaking ma heart