Chris Sorenson

Software process nerd, dad, curler, INTP

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@blaseball

[Ray Hudson @RayHudson]

🤣🤣🤣... a chomp off the old block😊

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@GrantWahl I'm not so sure, given some of the take downs we've seen so far. Also, against Russia?

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@RobStoneONFOX How does the number of set piece goals compare to previous World Cups?

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@MenInBlazers Here's what Robbie thinks of your wise cracks

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@MenInBlazers I was wondering who that flamboyant investment banker on the stage was

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@TaylorTwellman If the MLS experience is any indication, it'll be more criticized than appreciated.

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@BBCSport @rogbennett So happy that fate did not deny him this chance at the world stage

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

DUE TO WORLD CUP COVERAGE, JERRY SPRINGER WILL NOT BE SHOWN TODAY. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INTERRUPTION IN PROGRAMMING.

[Robin Black @robinblackmma]

One Minute #BREAKDOWN: Sergio Ramos vs Mohammad Salah.

The Anatomy of this TakeDown.

@SergioRamos vs @MoSalah.
@realmadrid @LFC @ufc @darrentill2 #Liverpool @GarethBale11 #lfc #wrestling #football #ChampionsLeague

[Koenfucius 🔍 @koenfucius]

"WARNING. In our butcher's shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about this, please enter the shop while shouting 'I DO NOT AGREE!', and we will henceforth pretend we don't know you."
#GDPR HT @PhRoose cc @bobnease

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

#PyCon2018 "The platform dictates the tool". Well made point by @callahad in the opening keynote

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Why Do Cartoon Villains Speak in Foreign Accents? https://t.co/BKVNA0XfiT

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What's The Difference Between Children's Books In China And The U.S.? https://t.co/hKbhCSzyUb

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No College Kid Needs a Water Park to Study https://t.co/g8TGjIR9iB

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“The presence prison” by @jasonfried https://t.co/i4BfwGefIU

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

Exclusive: What Fitbit's 6 billion nights of sleep data reveals about us https://t.co/CQpL3qmLTs

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The World Might Be Better Off Without College for Everyone https://t.co/37qxuc65CU

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

#CHIvNY I'm a huge Robles fan, but I have no idea how he is still on the field after that kick out.

[Chris Sorenson @sorech02]

@ChicagoFire @UIHealth @NBCSChicago Why no Lampson?