nave

save us all from our own hell

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Sitting in first class

I got the middle seat

Asked the guy next to me how he got rich

He pointed at the small can of Coca-Cola on his tray

He’s the CEO of Coke

Amazing

Asked the other guy how he got rich

He gestured to the airplane

He’s the CEO of Boeing

Wow

Then they asked me the same question

Suddenly the plane hit a massive patch of turbulence

Everyone panicked

The engines stalled

Then the plane took a nosedive

We crashed violently into the ocean

I turned to my seat mate

“So basically my company conducts underwater search expeditions for crashed aircraft and boats,” I explained

No response (he was deceased)

Suddenly my team pulled me from the wreckage, but not before I reached into the wallets of my seat mates and grabbed their business cards

Lesson: never miss a chance to network

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

KICKED OUTTA DA CENOBITES BECAUSE ALL MY CHAINS ARE ICED OUT CUBAN LINKS

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[Dan @leathergregory]

Absolute class from Oasis tonight

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I just think if people are being deliberately starved and you lie and say it’s not happening you should swing.

[Dmitriy @InfraDmitriy]

Right-wingers literally think our country is being 'invaded' and 'occupied' by random Somalis instead of the trillion dollar network of private banking cartels centralizing control making sure Americans cannot afford basic necessities or rent

[nave @southofevan]

anyone else a long shitter ™️?

[nave @southofevan]

dope views in the mornings now

[ValueAnalyst @ValueAnalyst1]

@allenanalysis Trump and Epstein caught at Coldplay concert

[nave @southofevan]

@airbrendon straight up

[nave @southofevan]

me when my jokes on teams don’t hit

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino didn't come in for work today after clashing with AG Bondi over her handling of the Epstein files

[Keeks ❤️🔫 @AllKeeks]

I KNOW LINDA MCMAHON NOT TALKING ABOUT PROTECTING GIRLS AND WOMEN IN THE LOCKER ROOM LOL

[nave @southofevan]

Oasis already putting out tracks from the first show back wild work (not hating I love it)

[nave @southofevan]

@eatingedibles God bless u

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the day

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight